Muslims Whine: Anti-Terror Device That Spays Pig Blood on Attackers is ‘Deeply Offensive’

Some wag of an inventor in the U.S. has created what he calls an “anti-terror device” that when triggered sprays pigs blood on attackers. But now several Muslim groups are whining that the device is “deeply offensive” to their religion. Yeah… I think that is the idea!

Tampa, Florida inventor Franklin R Lacy invented the device to scare off terrorists who, being Muslim, might be afraid to get sprayed with pig blood since pigs are deemed “unclean” in Islam.

Naturally, Muslims are furious over the device…

He has applied for a patent on a “system for protecting against terrorist and illegal invasion” which cruelly exploits the Islamic ban on eating or even handling pork.

The inventor’s previous work includes a beverage heater, fudge warmer and a windshield for a boat.

He learned of the strict Islamic laws on pig blood during “extensive travels” in the Middle East.

His invention involves placing containers of clearly labelled pig blood in sensitive areas, in the hope suicide attackers would avoid detonating a bomb nearby for fear of getting covered in it.

…”It will keep suicide bombers from blowing themselves up near the container of pig blood because they believe that they would be guaranteed not to go to heaven,” Lacy wrote.

…Fiyaz Mughal, director of the interfaith group Faith Matters, said the device has “been created by someone who seeks to humiliate specific faiths”.

“The patent is particularly troubling if used against Jews or Muslims, because it would be deeply offensive and insulting to their faith and beliefs,” Mughal continued.

“It also means that such a product could foment community tensions and so this is very troubling indeed. One has to wonder about the mindset of someone producing such a product.”

So, here’s an idea for Muslims afraid of this device, DON’T go around trying to blow something up!

Yeah it is a finger stuck in the eye of Muslims, granted. But here’s the thing. It wouldn’t really be effective. After all, Muslims have no supposedly religious principle that they won’t ignore so they can continue killing people. If these devices become widespread leading to Muslims being prevented from killing people, all the Muslims will do is proclaim a religious exemption for bombers getting doused with pigs blood. Then they could go right back to murdering as many people as possible, pigs blood or not.

In the end, using pig parts to try and prevent Muslim violence wouldn’t do a thing to stop them.

Warner Todd Huston

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