Nine-Year-Old Suspended for Making Terroristic Threat With Magic Ring

Since no kid would dare bring a toy gun to school at this point, or even eat a Pop-Tart into a shape vaguely resembling a gun, zero tolerance zealots have been forced to expand their insane jihad against play weapons to magical rings:

A Kermit [Texas] parent said his fourth-grade student was suspended Friday for allegedly making a terroristic threat.

His father, Jason Steward, said the family had been to see “The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies” last weekend. His son brought a ring to his class at Kermit Elementary School and told another boy his magic ring could make the boy disappear.

According to our liberal ruling class, Taliban terrorists are not terrorists:

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They act like terrorists, they regularly kill civilians like terrorists, but the White House does not consider the Afghan Taliban to be a terrorist group.

“They do carry out tactics that are akin to terrorism. They do pursue terror attacks in an effort to try to advance their agenda,” White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest explained … but “they have a different classification.”

In contrast, a 4th grader with a magic ring is a terrorist.

This particular terrorist has now been suspended three times this year:

Two of the disciplinary actions this year were in-school suspensions for referring to a classmate as black and bringing his favorite book to school: “The Big Book of Knowledge.”

“He loves that book. They were studying the solar system and he took it to school. He thought his teacher would be impressed,” Steward said.

But the teacher learned the popular children’s encyclopedia had a section on pregnancy, depicting a pregnant woman in an illustration, he explained.

It can’t be easy for a 9-year-old to sort out what moonbat authorities will not permit.

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Aiden Steward, accused terrorist.

On tips from Wiggins and Muddypaw. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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