Now mystery clowns that are terrorizing California towns at night are packing heat, because GUNS are scary

Seriously? A bunch of fame-seeking idiots dress up as insane, murderous clowns, roam the night and pack heat to scare everyone… just before Halloween. Pranksters live for this kind of crap and with unending fame on Twitter and other Social Media, it is the ultimate ‘selfie’ stunt. But guns… now, oooh! That’s scary and we can’t have that.

Methinks someone is obsessed with American Horror Story: Freak Show
From the Daily Mail:

People dressed as evil clowns and roaming through towns in the middle of the night are causing a stir in California’s San Joaquin Valley.

The latest after-dark sighting came Saturday night, when police in Bakersfield responded about 8 p.m. to a report of a clown holding a firearm, according to The Bakersfield Californian.

Officers searched but didn’t find anyone.

So the premise here seems to be: murderous, scary clowns are roaming California, but now with guns. Guns are evil, just like these clowns. Therefore… ban em! Did I mention I hate freaking clowns? But I love guns. The two aren’t remotely connected, unless of course, one uses a gun to rid the world of an insane, evil clown. But that’s racist. California is an ongoing freak show.

Terresa Monroe-Hamilton

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