Hillary Clinton’s New Career? She Says She Wants to be a PASTOR

07 Aug, 2017 by Sierra Marlee

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It looks like failed Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has turned to the last person who can save her sorry @$$ from both jail and the deepest depths of Hell: God.

Yes, you read that right, Hillary Clinton is floating the idea of becoming a pastor. Unfortunately for her, I don’t think any religion abides adultery, theft, murder or the condoning/ordering of such actions.

But who knows, maybe she’ll start her own religion that is based around those things. Or join Satanism.

That’s our President Donald Trump, bringing people closer to God. No other President could have done that, I assure you.

Clinton recently did a photoshoot entitled “Strong for a Moment Like This: The Daily Devotions Of Hillary Rodham Clinton,” she told Shillady that she would like spiritual leadership to play a part in her career.

We’ll continue on when you stop laughing.

According to The Atlantic, Clinton didn’t want the outlet to publish her desire to be a pastor, as she was worried that it would make her seem “much too pious.”

The press release reads as follows:

“Strong for a Moment Like This” promises “365 of the more than 600 devotions written for Clinton, along with personal notes, portions of her speeches, and headlines that provide context for that day’s devotion.”

The claims are that Clinton is greatly influenced by her faith, but many wouldn’t believe it because there are people who are critical of the Clintons. Yes, it couldn’t be because racist Margaret Sanger is one of her idols and that Clinton supports the murder of unborn children (which I don’t recall being a Christian tenet, but I could be wrong) and she’s a flat-out liar; it’s got to be because we don’t like Hillary Clinton personally.

I hope that this is popular, because I’d love to see what kept her going through the brutal loss of her life’s ambition. I need faith like that.