His Blonde Neighbor Jumped With Excitement… He Never Thought She’d Do THIS Next

His Blonde Neighbor Jumped With Excitement… He Never Thought She’d Do THIS Next

There is absolutely nothing better than a good blonde joke. Well, other than winning the lottery.

While we can’t provide you with the winning numbers, we can hopefully put you in a better mood with this humorous tale.

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If you’re like me, a hilarious story can really put you in a good mood – especially when the work day just seems to be dragging its feet.

Check out this funny tale below and share it with your friends too!

His Blonde Neighbor Started Jumping In Excitement In Front Of Him. But He Was Shocked When She Said This

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I started jumping up and down along with her.

She said, “I have some really great news!”

I said, “Great. Tell me why you’re so happy.”

She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew she had been trying for a while so I told her, “That’s great! I couldn’t be happier for you!”

Then she said, “There’s more…”

So I asked, “What do you mean ‘more’?”

She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!”

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said…

“Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!”

HA! It’s good to lighten up and laugh a little every once and a while. The world is so serious these days that we need to remember to just relax sometimes.

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