Brave Sir Bin Laden

This to be BKW’s tribute to the comedic genius of Monty Python. For those of you that are unfamiliar with the song this is parodying, try to get an MP3 of “Brave Sir Robin.”

Bravely bold Sir Bin Laden, rode his camel forth from Saudi. He was not afraid to die, O Brave Sir Bin Laden.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Bin Laden!

He was not in the least bit scared to blow himself up,
Or be shot in the face, and have his hands chopped off,
To be burned alive in a fuel-air bomb, and knifed in the chest,
And his body crushed by stones, brave Sir Bin Laden!
His face napalmed and his ears cut off,
And his tongue removed and his balls stomped in,
And his toes smashed and his ass kicked,
And his pen…

Bin Laden:: No! That’s enough. Hey, is that an American over there? I’ve got to get out of here before they see me! (Bin Laden flees to the nearest cave).

Minstrel (singing):: Bravely ran away away

Bin Laden:: I didn’t!

Minstrel (singing):: When Jihad reared its ugly head, He bravely ran into his cave and fled

Bin Laden:: No!

Minstrel (singing):: Yes brave Sir Bin Laden hid in the deepest hole

Bin Laden:: I didn’t!

Minstrel (singing):: Digging deeply in like a frightened mole and courageously going to his knees..

Bin Laden:: I never did!

Minstrel (singing):: And begging the Americans “Oh please, oh please”

Bin Laden:: Oh, lie!

Minstrel (singing):: Bravest of the brave Sir Bin Laden.

Bin Laden:: I never!

Minstrel (singing):: Running away and hiding in mosques and acting crazed and sneaking off
and scrambling for cover and fleeing for his life
Yes, bravely he is fleeing from strife….
Bravest of the brave Sir Bin Laden.

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