So, Michelle Obama Died and Went to Heaven, and Asked St. Peter…

Barack Obama has earned the place in America as the butt of many jokes from blue collar people to TV programs like SNL, everyone has a favorite Barack Obama joke. Here is a prime joke that mixes the sad truths about Barack Obama’s Presidency with some really classic themes. It may not have the best comedic timing but it is a clean joke and you can tell this to your friends any day of the week and you will surely get a laugh.

At a ripe old age, Michelle Obama finally passes away and the next thing she knows she is standing in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Behind St. Peter is a giant, unending wall of clocks moving a different speeds. All those odd clocks makes Michelle wonder.

“What are all those clocks for?” Obama asked St. Peter.

“Those are our heavenly lie clocks,” the guardian of the gates said. “Each person has his own up here and every time they utter a lie on earth the clock ticks off a minute.”

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“I see,” She said. “So whose is that one, the one still at 12?”

“Why that is Mother Theresa’s clock. She has never lied a day in her life, so it has never moved,” the great saint said.

“Oh, well what about that one?” the one-time First Lady asked.

“That is Abe Lincoln’s. He only lied a few times so it has only moved a few minutes,” St. Peter said.

“OK, I get it,” Michelle said.

“My husband was president of the United States, too,” Michelle added. “So, where is his clock?”

“Oh, we keep Barack’s clock in Jesus’ office,” St. Peter informed her.

“Why is that?” Michelle asked.

“Why, He’s using it as a desk fan, of course” St. Peter said.

Come on… it DOES have the ring of truth to it, doesn’t it?

Warner Todd Huston

Warner Todd Huston is a Chicago-based freelance writer, has been writing opinion editorials and social criticism since early 2001 and is featured on many websites such as Andrew Breitbart's, and all Breitbart News' other sites,,, and many, many others. Additionally, he has been a frequent guest on talk-radio programs across the country to discuss his opinion editorials and current events as well as appearing on TV networks such as CNN, Fox News, Fox Business Network, and various Chicago-based news programs. He has also written for several history magazines and appears in the book "Americans on Politics, Policy and Pop Culture" which can be purchased on He is also the owner and operator of Feel free to contact him with any comments or questions : EMAIL Warner Todd Huston and follow him on Twitter, on Google Plus , and Facebook.

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