VP Who Likes To Be Gropey Threatens Hypothetical Violence Against Trump

Just Joe “Get A Shotgun” Biden being Biden(?)

(Fox News) Vice President Joe Biden said Friday that he wished he could physically confront Republican nominee Donald Trump over lewd comments the real estate mogul made about women that were captured on tape in 2005.

“The press always asks me don’t I wish I were debating him,” Biden, 73, said of the 70-year-old Trump. “No, I wish we were in high school—I could take him behind the gym. That’s what I wish.”

This guy. Just imagine the outrage and apoplectic opinion pieces and hyperventilation from news personalities had this been said in the reverse.

“What he says he did and does is the textbook definition of sexual assault,” Biden said. “It’s more than that. He said because I’m famous, because I’m a star, because I’m a billionaire, I can do things other people can’t. What a disgusting assertion for anyone to make.”

Interesting. I wonder if Joe was thinking about Hillary getting away with things that the little people can’t, namely, her whole email server fiasco. I wonder if Joe was thinking about this

10 Times Joe Biden Has Touched People Against Their Will

Pretty rich for a guy like Uncle Joe Biden to come out and say that Donald Trump’s locker room talk about groping women amounts to “sexual assault.”

“The words are demeaning. Such behavior is an abuse of power. It’s not lewd. It’s sexual assault,” Biden said in a tweet Saturday afternoon.

Well if words about groping amount to sexual assault, then what does a history of actually touching women who clearly don’t want to be touched amount to?

Here’s a pictorial history of Joe Biden aka Sir Gropes-a-Lot …

Joe just loves touching people who don’t seem to want to be touched. As Gawker noted

Maybe he’s just a very warm man. Maybe he’s more affectionate than almost all other adults. But ask yourself this: if this were any other male politician, would we be so quick to add it to the meme pile? Try this: look at all of those photos and imagine, say, Paul Ryan’s face instead of Biden’s.

Some people are touchy. We all know people like that. The person who keeps touching you while talking to you. They don’t mean anything by it. The person who gets huggy. They don’t mean anything by it. I can’t stand bro-hugs, and try and forestall them with a hand out for a fist bump. I don’t like people touching me. But, I don’t think it’s sexual assault. Just annoying. Both Joe and Trump seem to be the touchy kind of people.

Yet, we have Biden on tape and in photos touching and kissing people. Almost nothing on Trump. Why are liberals not slamming Biden?

And, imagine Trump made a comment about wanting to beat up Biden in high school. How would that go?

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