Freedom Socialist Party Wants $20/Hr Minimum Wage, But Only Offers $13/Hr For Web Designer to Promote It

17 Oct, 2014 by Cassy Fiano

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Those silly liberal socialists are at it again, demanding one thing for them, and something completely different for us peons. The Freedom Socialist Party of Seattle is demanding that the government adopts a $20/hour minimum wage, but for some strange reason, they aren’t willing to shell out that much cash themselves.

Seattle’s Freedom Socialist Party has a pretty epic platform. They want full employment, because we all know the government can do that.

They’re called slave labor camps. Really big in the Soviet Union, Cambodia and China.

They want to end all US wars and occupations, along with dismantling the FBI and ICE and opening the borders.

Because we all know how socialist government love them some open borders. (Berlin Wall, anyone?)

Oh, and they want a $20 an hour minimum wage.

By the way, they need a web designer and general office slave and they’re willing to pay $13 an hour.

For the record, the low range for a web designer’s salary is $40,734 annually, or $19.58 an hour.

They aren’t even paying well for an entry level position.

Hey, if someone’s a true socialist, then they’ll gladly work for cheap in order to further “the cause” as a comrade, right? The rest of us can deal with the slow chokehold that is a $20/hour minimum wage — they should be exempt, because socialists.