Scientists Discover That Sleep Is Racist

The ideology of our moonbat ruling class is the key to unlocking all the mysteries of the universe. It alone applies to every aspect of existence, because all of creation revolves around blacks, and everything is racist. You don’t have to take their word for it; they can back up their ideology with science, which has now revealed that even sleep is racist:

News of the development comes from National Journal in a lengthy article that debuted late last week.

The article, which manages to reach nearly 6,000 words, cites several studies, including one conducted at the University of California, San Diego. For the five-year study, researchers hooked 164 human subjects up to a polysomnography machine (which features a brain scanner, eye trackers, breathing sensors and much else). They found that black participants and white participants experienced sleep differently. In a nutshell, the white study subjects achieved slow-wave sleep — which is the really good kind — about 20 percent of the time. Black subjects only reached this quality level 15 percent of the time. …

University of Maryland, Baltimore psychologist Danielle L. Beatty Moody suggested that the sleep problems black people experience at night can be attributed to all the racism they encounter during the day.

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This sophomoric idiocy passes for scientific thought under our politically correct version of Lysenkoism, which is severely exacerbated by federal control of research funding.

The “quest for racial justice”: what we now have instead of science.

On tips from Torcer, Oldpop, and Henry. Hat tip: Weasel Zippers. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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