Conspiracy Revealed: Magical Shape-Shifting Jews Behind Charlie Hebdo Massacre

This one is worth stopping the presses for. For the first time in memory, MSNBC has let someone other than a brain-dead talking points–spewing drone near a microphone. Dana Kennedy casts doubts on the teary-eyed B.S. we hear about “oppressed” Muslim welfare colonists in France. Via

A highlight:

“I talked to a cross section of mainly French Algerian young men who said it was pretty much they felt the attacks were actually a conspiracy by the Jews to make Muslims look bad, and they told me that, one person told me that in fact they weren’t just regular Jews that were doing this, in fact they were a race of magical Jews, shape-shifting Jews, that were master manipulators and could be everywhere at the same time.”

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That’s the level of sophistication civilization has been surrendering to.

Dhimmi Carter must feel vindicated now that we know he isn’t the only one who blames the Jews for the Charlie Hebdo massacre.

You don’t have to believe in magical shape-shifting Jews to smell a conspiracy. Just ask the tinfoil-hatters at the Ron Paul Institute:

The Charlie Hebdo affair has many of the characteristics of a false flag operation. …

It is a plausible inference that the ID left behind in the getaway car was the ID of the two Kouachi brothers, convenient patsies, later killed by police, and from whom we will never hear anything, and not the ID of the professionals who attacked Charlie Hebdo. An important fact that supports this inference is the report that the third suspect in the attack, Hamyd Mourad, the alleged driver of the getaway car, when seeing his name circulating on social media as a suspect realized the danger he was in and quickly turned himself into the police for protection against being murdered by security forces as a terrorist.

Hamyd Mourad says he has an iron-clad alibi. If so, this makes him the despoiler of a false flag attack. Authorities will have to say that despite being wrong about Mourad, they were right about the Kouachi brothers. Alternatively, Mourad could be coerced or tortured into some sort of confession that supports the official story. …

Why would Muslims be more outraged by cartoons in a Paris magazine than by hundreds of thousands of Muslims killed by Washington and its French and NATO vassals in seven countries during the past 14 years? … Killing people merely contributes to the demonization of Muslims, a result that only serves Washington’s wars against Muslim countries.

Call out the men in white coats and tell them to bring their butterfly nets.

Tinfoil hats make us safe from shape-shifting Jews and their false flag operations.

On tips from Artfldgr and Stormfax. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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