Back in my day, if you didn’t clean up after yourself, you were sent to you room and didn’t get your allowance. Parents today have to be more creative…
I don’t know who you are.
I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for a maid to clean up after you, I can tell you I don’t do that.
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long lifetime. Skills that make me a an expert in home WIFI systems and Cellular Data plans.
If you clean up your own kitchen mess, that’ll be the end of it.
I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you…
AND I WILL DISCONNECT YOU.
Many on Reddit don’t think he actually knows how to do this, but his response says otherwise. Kids, I wouldn’t risk it.