Florida man cruised around with something glaring in the passenger seat and no one bat an eye

Florida man cruised around with something glaring in the passenger seat and no one bat an eye

Ever wonder what would happen if you drove around with a missile sticking out of your car?  If you are Florida Man and in Florida, apparently nothing…

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Madden drove from Dania Beach to Boca Raton on Thursday morning with the business end of an Israeli Air Force air-to-surface missile rising from the passenger seat of his topless Volvo.

“I drove 35 miles an hour on U.S. 1 all the way,” Madden said, “because I thought if I drove on I-95, it might cause an accident.”

Madden, who owns the public relations agency TransMedia, got the missile from an elderly widow who lives in Miami. The woman’s deceased husband won it years ago at a Palm Beach auction to benefit the Israeli military, Madden said.

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The President was even in town, and no one said anything. Only in Florida.

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