‘God Does Things for a Reason’

Feeling sorry for the rich and famous isn’t something I do very often, especially when it’s a celebrity bimbo like Kourtney Kardashian. But when she found out she was pregnant and all her scumbag friends were telling her to have an abortion, she went online and found some pro-life Web sites:

“I was just sitting there crying, thinking, ‘I can’t do that,’ ” she says. “And I felt in my body, this is meant to be. God does things for a reason, and I just felt like it was the right thing that was happening in my life.”

OK, so excuse me if, after reading that, McCain The Merciless was “sitting there crying,” too. But I still retain my low opinion of her scumbag boyfriend, who seemed to regard his son in Miss Kardashian’s womb as a coin-toss decision.

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