Joke of the day: “Dumbest Kid in the World” Proves He’s A Genius

Joke of the day: “Dumbest Kid in the World” Proves He’s A Genius

Hey, it’s Friday and we can all use a little humor to set us right for the weekend. Courtesy of TheFederalistPapers.org, a joke that should make you smile:

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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”

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The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

Happy Friday!

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