Moonbats Want Us to Pee in the Shower

First they “nudge.” Then they demand. Then they impose by force of law. With peeing in the shower, we are still at the nudge stage:

According to Mic.com, peeing in the shower once a day can save you from buying a roll of toilet paper every 50 days.

And fascia specialist Lauren Roxburgh recommends women squat and pee in the shower to engage pelvic floor muscles, which can actually lead to better sex.

Now to the real reason they want us to pee in the shower:

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In 2014, Debs Torr and Chris Dobson, students at the University of East Anglia in Norwich calculated that if all 15,000 students at their school peed in the shower once a day the school would “save enough water to fill an Olympic-sized swimming pool 26 times,” the BBC reported.

Incidentally, the University of East Anglia is home of ClimateGate, the scandal involving leaked emails that proved climate scientists have been lying to us to promote the global warming hoax.

The ultimate driver behind enviromoonbattery is Big Government:

According to the United States Environmental Protection Agency the standard toilet uses 1.6 gallons (6.05 litres) per flush, while older models can use as much as 7 gallons (26.49 litres) per flush. Considering the average person uses the toilet six to eight times a day, that’s a lot of wasted water.

Progressives appear to believe that once water goes down the drain, it disappears forever, as if all drains lead to a giant pipe that pours it into outer space.

Once they figure out how to deal with solid waste after toilets have been banned, peeing in the shower will be mandatory.

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Think how much you could save if you just wipe with your sleeve.

On a tip from J. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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