Philly Police Give a BRUTAL ‘Surprise’ to Race Baiting Kanye West

18 Feb, 2016 by Just An American

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Everyone, for the most part, whether you’re a fan or not of Kanye West, knows a bit about his so-called “financial crisis”. Now on top of that, his new album, “The Life of Pablo” has been pirated for more than a half-million times…in less than a week after its’ release…however all is NOT lost! Even though Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg snubbed Kanye’s request for a loan, the Philadelphia Police have a offer to make…

I write this to you my brothers while still 53 million dollars in personal debt… Please pray we overcome… This is my true heart…

— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) February 14, 2016

But after appeals to Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg received no response, the Philadelphia Police Department had a message of their own for West: We’re hiring.

We R hiring,@kanyewest! Starting salary of $47,920; u could be debt-free by the year 3122! https://t.co/EHV6nhwuGY pic.twitter.com/TzSTK2zEGr

— Philadelphia Police (@PhillyPolice) February 18, 2016

“U could be debt-free by the year 3122!” the post read.

The department even linked the tweet to their career page to ease the application process for the artist. Twitter users had overwhelmingly enthusiastic reactions to the suggestion:

Whomever handles the @PhillyPolice social media deserves a raise. https://t.co/V02yvMUCQu

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— Jim Lokay #FOX5DC (@LokayFOX5) February 18, 2016

@labelle_19 @BrianPHickey @PhillyPolice @kanyewest listen to Jesus Walks and tell me he wouldn't be a great detective

— Joseph Murray (@PPDJoeMurray) February 18, 2016

*snickersnort* When @kanyewest wakes up he's gonna be sooo mad at you. @PhillyPolice Good job! #BlueLivesMatter

— mb (@imsure) February 18, 2016

We R hiring,@kanyewest! Starting salary of $47,920; u could be debt-free by the year 3122! https://t.co/EHV6nhwuGY pic.twitter.com/TzSTK2zEGr

— Philadelphia Police (@PhillyPolice) February 18, 2016

Thumbs up to the Philly PD! Of course- he’d have to pass a drug test first…