Prison Guards Noticed Something STRANGE About Old Woman… Moments Later, She Was In Cuffs

Prison Guards Noticed Something STRANGE About Old Woman… Moments Later, She Was In Cuffs

PROTIP to all those currently incarcerated. If your plan to escape sounds like it came from a bad movie, it’s probably a bad plan.

Prison Guards Noticed Something STRANGE About Old Woman… Moments Later, She Was In Cuffs

Clodoaldo Antonio Felipe, who is serving a 36-year sentence for drug trafficking, dressed up as an elderly woman in hopes of reaching freedom a little early, but he didn’t have anywhere near the success of Mexico’s famous drug lord Joquin Guzman, better known as “El Chapo.”

Felipe, 44, filed in line with relatives of other inmates and made his way to the door of the Coronel Odenir Guimaraes Prison in the city of Aparecida de Goiania before being apprehended.

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Apparently, Felipe’s costume — consisting of a silicone mask, wig and floral dress — was somewhat convincing, as a guard was only tipped off that something was awry with the elderly lady’s quick gait and wide shoulders.

Really? You went “Mrs. Doubtfire” and thought it would work? Really?

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