The Top 10 Alternate Harry Potter Movie Titles

I totally swiped this idea from Twitter: what can I say? It was funny! These are not in order because I’m including a couple I came up with and it seems cheesy to rank my own material against other Twitterers.

“Harry Potter and the mystery of the haunted girl’s shower room.” — johnhawkinsrwn

“Harry Potter and the magical missing cats of the Chinese Restaurant.” — johnhawkinsrwn

“Harry Potter and the Friend That Never Gets To Second Base” — ctj59

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“Harry Potter and the Poorly Choreographed Fistfight” — imao_

“Harry Potter and the Uncomfortable Backrub from Uncle Rob” — shiverof3libras

“Harry Potter and the Gutters that don’t clean themselves.” — sv0o

“Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban’s Conjugal Visit!” — kennybarlow

“Harry Potter and another movie where no one believes him.” — ChattaMatrix

“Harry Potter and the Awkwardly Aging Franchise Star” — ninguna

“Harry Potter and The Less-Than-Satisfying Adaptation of a Novel” — Nug13

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