Women Raise Dolls as Babies

08 Jan, 2009 by Van Helsing

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How to satisfy those maternal urges after you’ve aborted your inconvenient, Gaia-afflicting children? Simple: buy a doll.

Many people like to stop and play with newborn babies, but now some adult women are playing house with fake babies.

Some women are even going as far as taking day trips with the fake babies to the park, out to eat, and even hosting birthday parties for them.

Forty-nine-year-old Linda is married with no children of her own. Now, she says she feels like a mother because she has Reborns — dolls made to look and feel like the real thing.

“It’s not a crazy habit, like, you know, drinking, or some sort of, something that’s going to hurt you. It’s like a hobby. And it doesn’t really hurt anybody,” Linda said.

Not unless you count the real babies who never make it past the abortionist. But then, as another Reborn owner points out, real babies come with problems like college tuition and dirty diapers. Retreating into fantasy is cheaper and more convenient than carrying on the human race.

On a tip from V the K. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.