A Little Joke At The

14 Apr, 2002 by John Hawkins

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A Little Joke At The Expense Of El Presidente: Castro dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list and he doesn’t belong in heaven so Castro must go to hell instead.

So Castro goes to hell where Satan gives him a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself at home.

Then Castro notices that he left his luggage in heaven and tells Satan, who says, “No problem, I’ll send a couple of little devils to get your stuff.

When the little devils get to heaven they find the gates are locked – St.Peter is having lunch – and they start debating what to do.

Finally one comes up with the idea that they should go over the wall and get the luggage.

As they are climbing the wall, two little angels see them, and one angel says to the other, “Look at that! Castro has been in hell for ten minutes and we’re already getting refugees!”