ACPOTI: We Must Stand United Against Alien Reptilian/Draconian Domination!

It’s for another scintillating episode of — drumroll please — anyone can post on the internet (ACPOTI)! Today’s edition of ACPOTI features a website called “The Watcher Files: Human Reptilians, Aliens, Abduction, Secret Government, Black Projects.

Now would be a great time for a Howard Dean joke, but that wouldn’t be fair since this is a bipartisan kook website. For example, they ask: Did Bill Clinton Shape Shift? Yet, they also note:

“When will churchdumb wake up and realize Bush is NOT a Bible born again believer? Bush has been ‘born again’ unto Satan and has never renounced his allegiance to him! Don’t fall for the double-speak! You will know them by their fruits! The 13 Illuminati Satanic Bloodlines Guess which one Bush is from?

However, I don’t want to give you the wrong idea: it isn’t just petty politics with The Watcher Files. No, they have bigger fish to fry:

“We must stand united against Alien Reptilian/Draconian Domination! Fallen Angel Seed that’s infiltrated human DNA and taken over entire bloodlines of certain families. These Reptilian families have been working together to create a NWO in which Satan can rule from and control the entire earth!

Wow, they’ve managed to work reptilians, fallen angel seed, the NWO, and Satan all into one big conspiracy. That’s pretty impressive if you ask me.

Plus these guys have all the details on the “The Blue Beam project.” Oh…it may sound innocuous, but wait until you read some of the details:

“A fake rapture, a fake alien invasion, a fake threat from outerspace, all to deceive you into thinking the Messiah is coming! Of course it’s “their” Messiah the Antichrist himself!”

Personally, my fave part of the site is where they list the names of some famous reptilians. Wait until the National Enquirer hears about this!

“Notable Reptilians: George Bush Sr., George Bush Jr., Richard Cheney, Al Gore, Colin Powell, Queen Elizabeth and all 4 sons including Prince Charles and Prince Andrew.”

Here’s a break down of Bush’s cabinet & advisors although it’s a bit dated:

“Attorney General John Ashcroft — High order Reptilian
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld — High Order Reptilian
Health and Human Services Secretary Tommy Thompson – High Order Reptilian
Interior Secretary Gale Norton — Alien controlled
Secretary of State Colin Powell –Reptilian of the Highest Order
Treasury Secretary Paul O’Neill — Reptilian
White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card
Director of the Office of Management and Budget
Mitch Daniels — Alien controlled
National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice — Alien — other type

Now it’s interesting that both Bush and Paul O’Neill are reptilians since O’Neill turned on Bush during the election. Maybe they got into a big fight over who got eaten the last case of crickets or which hot rock to sun on — you know, “lizard stuff.”

Well, that’s about all that “alternate reality” that I think most of you can stomach for one day. So let me end this edition of ACPOTI with a chilling warning from The Watcher Files:

“Satan dominates our governments and world leaders. Not just emotionally, but physically as well..Lucifer uses his henchmen, such as the Reptilians and Greys to control humans. They control them, literally possess them, and now we’re seeing the shape-shifting taking place from human to alien form, whatever it is that’s possessing them.”


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