Bustamante Advocates Border Enforcement By Tad Hayworth

In a move that surprised a number of his supporters, California Lieutenant Governor Cruz Bustamante has announced he will advocate strict border enforcement in California.

“Our studies indicate that the entire Oregon border is unguarded, and invading groups cross with into Aztlan (California) with impunity,” says Bustamante. “The whole northern border is lousy with pasty gringos. Some of my people said we should put water and food at the crossing places, but I say we should put land mines at the border and require people to apply for permission to enter. The forms will be in Spanish.

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