Five Things I’ve Done Today to Make Al Gore Cry

1. Made more than three jokes about his tiny Prius.
2. Won a bet over whether the Bush twins or Al Bore III would be arrested next.
3. Watched and enjoyed Fox News. ALL day.
4. Bought a life-sized Joe Lieberman doll.
5. Threw compact fluorescent light bulbs at hippies. Mercury is good, doncha’ know?

What about you — have you made Al Gore cry today?

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