Football Fans For Truth!

<----- John Kerry throws around the swine epidermis or as you common folk call it, a "pigskin".

The pic is from the latest Republican 527 group, Football Fans For Truth, which also notes that,

“When Kerry threw the first pitch at a Red Sox-Yankees game, he did not throw from the pitcher’s mound — yet still bounced the ball before it reached home plate. He then blamed his namby-pamby throw on the catcher, a National Guard soldier and Iraq war veteran: “I held back,” Kerry told reporters. “He was very nervous. I tried to lob it gently.” Conclusion: John Kerry throws a baseball worse than a girl.”

“…I shudder to think of this man throwing out first pitches for four years,” said Football Fans for Truth Director Jeff Larroca. “It is the mission of Football Fans for Truth to make the American public aware of the terrible dangers posed by Kerry to the sports world. He is not fit to be our sports-fan-in-chief.”

…Last month, John Kerry lauded “Lambert Field” during a visit to Wisconsin. He has yet to acknowledge Lambeau Field, the historic home of the Green Bay Packers. (Look for a Football Fans For Truth billboard coming soon near Lambeau Field, educating Wisconsin football fans about Kerry.)

“…John Kerry is a menace to sports fans everywhere,” said Football Fans for Truth Chairman Dino Panagopoulos. “Can we take four years of this? I don’t think so.

“This is too important an issue for us to just sit on the sidelines,” said Panagopoulos. “After watching one to many Kerry sports gaffes, we realized that we needed to get in the game. I mean, this is a person who probably prefers Astro-Turf to real.”

Lol, now that’s funny stuff!

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