Football is Life, and Wisconsin dominates the football world!

06 Feb, 2011 by TrogloPundit

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That’s the Division III national champs, the Big Ten champs and the Superbowl Champs!

I am exhausted.

Note: I did not make that automotivator until just now. No way I was going to risk the jinx.

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Note to the Pittsburgh Steelers: you’re an amazing organization, making the Superbowl three times in six years. All that stuff I said about Roethlisberger being ugly – well, yeah, I meant it. But, c’mon, it’s not like that’s news to you. Besides, in football, you want a lot of ugly guys on the team. Ugly guys make better football players.

That’s how come I was so mediocre in high school.

Note to America’s advertising agencies: really? I mean: really?

I’m available for consultation, in case you’re looking for a little help. And if you’re not looking for a little help…really?