Hillary Clinton Memoir Tops Harry Potter
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Hillary Clinton Memoir Tops Harry Potter By Scott Ott: Pre-publication sales of Sen. Hillary Clinton’s long-awaited book have already bypassed J.K. Rowling’s latest Harry Potter novel, outperforming all others on the New York Times best-selling fiction list.
Mrs. Clinton had received an $8 million advance for her allegory about a beautiful attorney who meets a toad who would be a prince. Despite its fanciful genre, the 576-page work will offer practical encouragement to women on some of life’s everyday problems:
— How to make something out of someone who’s good for nothing.
— Organizing and storing files.
— Things to occupy your mind while he’s working late at the office.
— Keeping the friends you need.
— Taking control of every last detail in your life, and the lives of those around you, so that no one can hurt you like that two-faced, philandering maggot did… ever again.
Mrs. Clinton will begin her book-signing tour at New Jersey’s Paramus Park Mall in early June.
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