Hugo, If You Talk Smack About Condi In A Dream, You Better Wake Up And Apologize

21 Mar, 2005 by John Hawkins

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Hugo Chavez, the Castro wannabe who runs Venezuela, tried to make a little joke at Condi’s expense:

“I cannot marry Condolencia (condolence), because I am much too busy. I have heard she dreams about me.”

You know, Hugo, I heard Condi has dreams about you, too. Unfortunately they all end with the trigger being pulled on a sniper rifle.

Ha, ha, ha! Now that’s funny! Aw, c’mon Hugo, I’m just kidding! Just because you’re an anti-American socialist sitting on a large supply of oil doesn’t mean you have anything to worry about…or maybe it does, who can say in these sort of situations?

Either way, sleep well, Hugo!