In My World: Attack of the Belgians Part II

In My World: Attack of the Belgians Part II: (Part 1 is here) “I just want assure everyone that the Belgians have not captured the president,” White House Press Secretary announced.

“My question was about the tax cuts,” said the befuddled reporter.

“Whatever.” Ari took a big drink from his flask of whiskey. “Oh, and if anyone is mountain climbing and happens to see the vice president, please give us a call.”

“You lost the vice president on some mountain top?” exclaimed one reporter.

“I did not say that,” Ari answered, “Why do you people always have to read into everything I say?” Ari took another big drink of whiskey. “God, how many more days to I have to do this.”


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