It can’t be easy being a Nazi these days.

Just imagine: your philosophy calls for large-scale government intrusion in everyday life. Government should control industry. Control health care. The profit motive has no place in your ideal society. Capitalism is the problem.

You are a member of the National Socialist Party, better known as the Nazis. Oh, yes, they exist, right here in the U.S.A. Right here in Wisconsin, even. Organized. With a platform. And big portions of that platform read like Nancy Pelosi’s most bestest daydreams ever.

A few examples:

12. We demand the nationalization of all businesses which have been formed into corporations (trusts).

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13. We demand economic reform suitable to our national requirements;

…The passing of a law instituting profit-sharing in large industrial enterprises;

The creation of a livable wage.

14. We demand the treasonable system of health care be completely revolutionized.

We demand an end to the status quo in which people die or rot away from lack of proper treatment due to the failure of their medical coverage, Health Maintenance Organization, or insurance policy.

We further demand the extensive development of insurance for old age and that prescription drugs be made both affordable and accessible.

There’s more. They demand land reform to provide everyone with affordable housing. More wildlife refuges and clean energy (Nazis are environmentalists. Who knew?). More money for education. And my favorite:

6. We demand that the State shall make it its primary duty to provide a livelihood for its citizens.

That’s your platform. Your system of political belief. And now, here you are, living in a country whose President — the President of the United Statesagrees with you.

But…dammit. He’s black.

And not just black. Half-black. The child of a black father and a white mother.

Just to clarify: that is worse, right? From the virulently racist point of view? The white supremacist point of view? I’m pretty sure.

But even if it’s not, “President Obama” has got to sting. Finally, a government that will enact those things you hold most dear…okay, not the race stuff. You’re never going to get that passed. Not in this lifetime. Not in this universe.

Still. President Obama and the Democrat Congress are moving solidly in your direction on health care; on the environment; on education; on the government takeover of industry and the whole idea that providing for you and your family is the government’s responsibility.

And you can’t enjoy it. You can’t support it. Because he’s black.

Note: I obviously cherry-picked items from their 25-point platform. A few things — the flat tax, support for the Second Amendment, strong anti-crime measures — fit more into a conservative, Republican worldview.

Yeah, somebody’s going to say the racial stuff does, too. Go pee on yourself.

But the bigger stuff — the paradigm shift from an individualistic society to a government-dominated, centrally-controlled one — that’s liberal Democrat.

What’s a Nazi to do?

(The TrogloPundit’s real name is Lance Burri)

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