John “F-ing” Kerry Gets Extreme On The Ski Slopes

I know you’re not going to get this unless you’re a Simpsons junkie, but here’s the first thing I thought of when I saw John Kerry trying to look “oh so hip” with his snowboard….

Then after a Secret Service agent accidentally got in Kerry’s way when there were reporters with cameras around, Kerry fell down and said “sharply”…

“I don’t fall down,” the “son of a b*itch knocked me over.”

What a way to treat a guy who’s willing to take a bullet for you if that’s what it takes to save your life. That Kerry is a really classy guy…

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