Lone elephant chases off group of wussified rhinos

This video’s been up on Yahoo’s homepage today:

Yeah, like only three or four rhinos could ever beat an elephant.

Oh, sure, the rhino seems like he’s backing the elephant up at first. Seems like he’s got the upper hand. Tusk. Whatever. But eventually the rhino gives up and runs away, and all his wussy little rhino buddies go fleeing right along with him, tails between their legs and urine dribbling in their wake.

Helpless in the face of a single steadfast elephant.

Seems like there’s a metaphor in there somewhere. If only I could find it.

Cross posted at The TrogloPundit, because I’m feeling lazy this evening.

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