Matt Drudge’s Personal Diary By The Chortler

16 Dec, 2004 by John Hawkins

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December 15, 2004

MIGHT HAVE DATE SATURDAY. DEVELOPING…

December 14, 2004

COFFEE LEAVES BITTER TASTE; FORGOT TO BUY SUGAR YESTERDAY

December 13, 2004

OMINOUS GREY CLOUDS FORM IN SKY. (NOTE TO SELF: WEAR RAINCOAT.)

December 10, 2004

MONSTER GRASS GROWS OUT OF ALL PROPORATION: LAWN NEEDS MOWING

December 9, 2004

SURPRISE NIGHTTIME INVASION; NEIGHBOR PARKS IN MY SPOT

December 8, 2004

INTERNET GOSSIP TO TRY MAKING OMELETTE WITH THREE EGGS INSTEAD OF TWO…

December 7, 2004

MAN CAN’T READ SMALL PRINT. WHERE ARE MY GLASSES?

December 6, 2004

DRUDGE MOTHER WAITS FOR CALL…

December 3, 2004

DOG LOOKS HUNGRY

December 2, 2004

MYSTERY SURROUNDS ONLINE GOSSIP REPORTER. WHAT’S WITH THE HAT?

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