The Least Likely Automated Email Messages By The Chortler
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Sorry, I cannot answer your message personally. Due to the number of Democrats asking me to stay in the presidential race I am unable to respond at this time. – Ralph Nader
Oy vey! This is an automated message. But don’t kvetch. I’ll schmooze with you later. – Yasser Arafat
Because I am so engrossed in trying to come to terms with all the factions in the current South Ossetian conflict I cannot answer your letter immediately. – George Bush
I am out of the office until Thursday as I am following the Grateful Dead Reunion Tour. – John Ashcroft
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Thank you for sending an email. Due to all the fan mail praising us for our most recent film “Gigli,” we cannot respond to each letter individually. – Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez
I’m out having a beer right now with my good friend Ken Starr. I’ll write you as soon as I get back. – Bill Clinton
Howdy yawl! I’m too busy doing this here campaignin’ and eatin’ grits to answer yawl’s message right now. – John Kerry
RENOWNED INTERNET GOSSIP COLUMNIST AWAY FROM COMPUTER SCREEN SEEKING SENSATIONISTIC STORY TO HELP DEMOCRATS IN ELECTION. – Matt Drudge
Sorry we are currently experiencing a glitch in our new open source operating system and your message has been bounced back to you. – Bill Gates
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