The Official Lynndie England Fansite?

19 May, 2004 by John Hawkins

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Yes, you read that title right. Lynndie England, who’s now infamous for mocking naked Iraqi prisoners in the Abu Ghraib abuse photos, has a fansite.

And the guy seems obsessed with taking her to Denny’s for some reason.

“Yum…I wish I could take her to Denny’s for some coffee.”

Hey, she has a stint in a military prison that she’s going to be serving before she goes to Denny’s with anyone. What is it with Denny’s anyway?

Then he goes on to say…

“I ran out of room on this page, so the others have been moved. Just click on the other photo page. More photos coming soon as I encounter them. Check Back, SHE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hang in there Lynndie…there ARE people who support you Ok? The silent majority has spoken!

Oh yeah, real quick…anyone that may have a problem with this site can simply leave the USA. There are lots of terrorists who would love to have you help them plan the next 9-11. Have fun and be sure to wave from the airplane. That is if you’re not shot down by an F/A 18…now THAT…I’d love to see on video!”

That “silent majority”? It’s REALLY, REALLY silent buddy. And this is just priceless…

“Oh yeah, real quick…anyone that may have a problem with this site can simply leave the USA. There are lots of terrorists who would love to have you help them plan the next 9-11.”

I can just see this weirdo, sitting alone in his room and thinking, “Lynndie England? I can get this chick! I’ll be the only one who supports her and one day? I’ll be on the end a leash she’s holding! Yum yum!”

To tell you the truth, I’m surprised there aren’t MORE fansites for Lynndie England given our society’s perverse fascination with scum like Amy Fisher, Joey Buttafuoco, John Bobbit, Tonya Harding, and what the heck, Ted Kennedy. Hell, a few years from now, England will probably end up living with in a house with Vanilla Ice and Gary Coleman on some Fox Reality show. If so, I can promise you that I won’t be one of the people watching it…