The Top 10 Hottest Contestants In The Upcoming Miss Universe Pageant, In Order

23 May, 2007 by John Hawkins

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10) Ms. Australia
10) Ms. South Africa
8) Ms. Nicaragua
7) Ms. Denmark
6) Ms. Ukraine
5) Ms. Angola
4) Ms. Estonia
3) Ms. Brazil
2) Ms. Italy
1) Ms. Mexico

PS: A lot of these contestants were, for reasons that completely escape me, deliberately being made up to look skanky, especially in their initial pics. You have to suspect that a lot of these women probably looked better coming to get their pics done than they did after they gussied them up to do their photo shoots.

PS #2: There were an unusual number of women in this year’s Ms. Universe that were probably only 5s and 6s on a 10 scale. Ms. Tanzania for example, was BALD, which should be an immediate disqualifier for being in any sort of beauty contest.