This Doesn’t Sound So Bad:

This Doesn’t Sound So Bad: I think this short & humorous explanation of how the NMD is supposed to work is meant to be some sort of insult to Americans who are in favor of missile defense. It even tosses in a little dig at the end towards people who voted for Bush. But I can’t say that I was offended. In fact, this whole thing doesn’t sound so bad if you ask me. Just check out stage 4…

“Upon entering the upper atmosphere the starship J.U.S.T.I.C.E. deploys it’s payload of 911 seek-and-destroy nuclear bomblets, each engraved with the 2nd Amendment to the US Constitution and bearing a tiny sample of the cryogenically frozen sperm of a former Republican President.”

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