USDA Orders Submachine Guns With 30 Round Magazines And Body Armor

USDA Orders Submachine Guns With 30 Round Magazines And Body Armor

Do you have any idea how dangerous rogue field corn can be? : I mean, the: USDA: totally needs this:

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A May 7th solicitation by the U.S. Department of Agriculture seeks “the commercial acquisition of submachine guns [in] .40 Cal. S&W.”

According to the solicitation, the Dept. of Agriculture wants the guns to have an “ambidextrous safety, semiautomatic or 2 round [bursts] trigger group, Tritium night sights front and rear, rails for attachment of flashlight (front under fore group) and scope (top rear), stock collapsible or folding,” and a “30 rd. capacity” magazine.

They also want the submachine guns to have a “sling,” be “lightweight,” and have an “oversized trigger guard for gloved operation.”

Oh, and this:

A May 7th solicitation by the U.S. Department of Agriculture seeks “the commercial acquisition of ballistic vests, compliant with NIJ 0101.06 for Level IIIA Ballistic Resistance of body armor.”

According to the solicitation, “The U.S. Department of Agriculture, Office of Inspector General,” seeks “Body Armor [that] is gender specific, lightweight, [having] trauma plate/pad (hard or soft), [and] concealable carrier.” The order includes “tactical vest, undergarment (white), identification patches, accessories (6 pouches), body armor carry bag, and professional measurements.”

I know what you’re thinking. : They need this because sometimes they have to enforce the law, or something.

Well, that’s what we have police for, isn’t it?

The USDA doesn’t need these weapons. : And they certainly don’t need a 30 round magazine.

What do you say?

Hat Tip: : Weasel Zippers

See also: : Darrell Issa Subpoenas John Kerry Again after State Department lies to him

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