War With Iraq? It’s All About The Stargate!

17 Mar, 2003 by John Hawkins

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War With Iraq? It’s All About The Stargate!: According to some nut named Michael E. Salla who claims to be a college professor (I really, really, hope he just made that up) — Iraq is all about the Stargate. I think the abstract pretty much sums it up…

“Most, if not all, criticisms of the Bush administration’s motivation for launching a preemptive war on Iraq focus on a combination of the imperial world views of conservative politicians in power in Washington, D.C., and the corporate interests that drive the political agenda of the Bush administration. This study will provide a radically different political analysis of the Bush administration’s motivation for going war, and of the explanations offered by his critics. This study provides an exopolitical analysis of the policy dimensions of an historic extraterrestrial presence that is pertinent to Iraq and a US led preemptive attack. It will be argued that competing clandestine government organizations are struggling through proxy means to take control of ancient extraterrestrial (ET) technology that exists in Iraq, in order to prepare for an impending series of events corresponding to the ‘prophesied return’ of an advanced race of ETs. The Columbia Space Shuttle may well have been a high profile victim of such a proxy war intended to send a message to US based clandestine organizations over the preemptive war against Iraq.”

Here are are another couple of quotes to help get across how crazy this guy is…

“If there is a Stargate existing in Southern Iraq that will play a role in such a ‘prophesied return of the gods’, then it is most likely that clandestine government organizations that greatly influence or control the Bush administration, are aware of the existence and the role of this Stargate. Iraq’s President Hussein is most likely also aware of such a Stargate’s existence as might be inferred by his architectural projects intent on reviving the grandeur of early Mesopotamian civilizations, and cementing his place as the restorer of Iraq’s past glory.”

“On the part of Hussein Regime, control of the Stargate would allow him to activate it and to fulfill prophesy by facilitating the return of an advanced race of ETs, the elite Anunnaki. President Hussein probably imagines that in return for his loyalty to the elite Anunnaki, he would be rewarded with a position of great global authority. Perhaps he would even see himself as some kind of human savior facilitating the return of the gods who would solve all of humanity’s problem, and end the rule of clandestine government organizations perpetuating non-disclosure of the ET presence.”

Not only is this guy stark, raving insane, but he’s boring to boot. If he really is a college professor, could you imagine being in his class? After listening to him drone on for ten to fifteen minutes about Mayans, stargates, & Anunnaki you’d fall asleep and then…

Professor Salla: Mr. Hawkins — are you sleeping in my class?!?!

Student Hawkins: No sir, I was just thinking about some of the concepts you were discussing sir…

Professor Salla: I see — in that case, can you tell the class who George Washington was?

Student Hawkins: George Washington — uh, sure professor. George Washington was the Father of our Country. In the Revolutionary War he…

Professor Salla: WRONG! George Washington was an alien cyborg sent back from the past by Jacques Chirac to keep Ben Franklin from getting control of the stargate located in the Grand Canyon! You get an F!!! Get out of my class you Anunnaki spy!