When Rosie Met Bill

You can learn a lot about liberals from this “when Rosie met Bill story“,

“He disgusts me,” O’Donnell recalled saying at the casino show. “And I know I’m not supposed to say this because I’m a good Democrat, but I didn’t want to [talk] to him because he lied to me when he said, ‘I did not have sexual relations with that woman,’ and then put the scarlet-letter [bleep]-job on her for the rest of her life . . . I still hate you!”

When the corpulent comic called the phone number Clinton included with his note, Bubba himself picked up, she said.

“My knees got weak. I was like, ‘Can I [bleep] you?’ No, I didn’t say it, but I felt it – I was like, ‘Whoa! Whoa!’ And he said, ‘I was at your show the other night, and I was sorry that you didn’t come over and say hello to me. And I know that you’re still harboring some hard feelings,’ ” O’Donnell related.

“And I said, ‘You know, listen, here’s the deal, dude. I’ve been disappointed by men my whole life. I loved JFK, my mother loved JFK, and you were the JFK to me. And you let me down, man. You killed me and that hurt me a lot, and when you hurt me, I don’t know, I didn’t expect that out of you and I thought you could do better for your wife, for the country and just in general.”

Clinton then worked his charm on O’Donnell. “He goes, ‘I’m sorry for all the men who ever hurt you, I’m sorry that I hurt you. Everything you’ve said to me, I’ve said to myself, and I hope one day you can forgive me, and I hope I can forgive me.’ ”

Clinton’s mea culpa quickly had O’Donnell’s faucets opening up. “I’m hysterical crying,” she recalled.

Here are a few lessons that you can learn from this story. You may not see them at first because unlike me, you’re not a blogger with years of experience at dealing with liberal idiocy, but just follow along. First off,

O’Donnell, like many liberals, was disgusted by Clinton’s behavior and his dishonesty when he was in office. But, in public, when it was actually happening, almost all of them wholeheartedly supported him and attacked the people who went after him.

Lesson 1: Liberals habitually lie about what they think and put politics ahead of everything else.

Next up, O’Donnell hilariously compares Clinton to JFK. Why is it hilarious? Because O’Donnell is a lesbian and just about the only thing that Kennedy and Clinton had in common was that they were both charismatic and good looking. So, am I saying that a lesbian loved Bill Clinton in large part because he was a good looking man? Yes.

Lesson 2: Liberals are shallow.

Then Bill, being a smooth operator, tells Rosie that he’s sorry he hurt her. Does he mean it? C’mon, this is the most insincere guy in the world. Remember his faking tears at Ron Brown’s funeral when the cameras were on him? But, what did Rosie do after Bill’s phony spiel? She cried hysterically. What does that tell us?

Lesson 3: Liberals are really, really shallow and overly emotional — Oh, and Rosie is a complete bubblehead who is probably almost as big a mess as Roseanne Barr behind the scenes.

PS: I genuinely wish MSNBC had given Rosie her own show. She would have been a constant source of material for me.

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