When The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy & The Special Olympics Get Together You Better Look Out!

17 Nov, 2004 by John Hawkins

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Ah, these liberals! They never truly realize the power of the vast right wing conspiracy until its too late! For example, take “Sarah Wise,” a person who sent me an email yesterday…

“From: Sarah Wise <*******@hotmail.com>
Sent: Tuesday, November 16, 2004 8:17 PM
Subject: (None)

You are so retarded.”

Tsk, tsk, tsk…sending a message like that to RWN? All good-hearted people LOVE RWN and anyone who doesn’t must be a bad person who needs to be PUNISHED…

….but not by me. To be honest, I read the email and immediately forgot about it because I get this sort of email every day from angry libs.

But, today “Sara Wise” sent me another email and it was so funny that I just had to post it to RWN…

“From: Sarah Wise <*******@hotmail.com>
Sent: Wednesday, November 17, 2004 4:40 PM
Subject: Re: Exploitation of Intellectually Handi-Capped People

Please stop harressing me with Special Olympic phone calls. That is really low to exploit intellectually handi-capped people just to try and seek revenge on me. And you call yourself a Christian? I don’t think so. I have your call recorded and I’m saving it.”

Yes, after “Sara” sent me her email she apparently got some calls from the Special Olympics….wait, were they asking her to compete or donate? Ah, who knows, right? But in any case, after receiving these calls she immediately assumes that…

1) I deduced her real name and her location on the planet from her hotmail address.
2) Got her phone number.
3) Used my VRWC contacts to engage in a bit of droll joshing at her expense with the help of the fine folks at the Special Olympics.

Well sadly “Sara,” even those of us in the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy don’t have that sort of power. All we can do is post your email on our web pages and make you look dopey…but that’ll have to do =D

*** Update #1 ***: Since the Special Olympics folks are apparently helping out the VRWC =D and since they’re a good cause, feel free to donate if you’re so inclined.