Keeping Us Safe From Terrorists

At last we have an answer to the question, “Where the hell is Secretary Napolitano?” Up she pops like a puzzled prairie dog to reveal once again that she has no clue:

Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano told senators it is a national security concern that people from countries with ties to terrorism could ‘potentially’ gain entry into the United States by crossing the country’s [deliberately undefended] southern border.

But according to the Department of Homeland Security’s own reports, thousands of people from 14 “special interest” countries already have come into the United States illegally, including some across the U.S.-Mexico border. (The State Department designates some nations as “special interest” counties because of their links to terrorism.)

The horses are gone? Maybe later we should shut the barn door, in case some escape.

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Since no one else is going to do anything about terrorism, the task has been left to the First Lady, who has taken a remarkably original approach:

First lady Michelle Obama said at the School Nutrition Association Conference in Washington, D.C. on Monday that individuals who work in school cafeterias across the country not only educate and feed children, but help to strengthen national security.

That’s because generations ago malnutrition disqualified some Americans from military service.

This is how to keep one step ahead of al Qaeda operatives. Combating them by stressing healthy eating in government-run cafeterias is a strategy they probably never saw coming.

Maybe they should put the Bitter Half in charge of the DHS. She wouldn’t do a worse job than Nappy the Troll.

Janet Napolitano searching for a clue.

On tips from Incitatus. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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