What Will Be In Osama Bin Laden’s Next Tape? 10 Possibilities.

For years now, liberals have been saying things that Osama Bin Laden would agree with and now, he’s returning the favor by talking about one of the issues near and dear to their heart: Global Warming.

Al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden has called for the world to boycott American goods and the U.S. dollar, blaming the United States and other industrialized countries for global warming, according to a new audiotape released Friday.

In the tape, broadcast in part on Al-Jazeera television, bin Laden warned of the dangers of climate change and says that the way to stop it is to bring “the wheels of the American economy” to a halt.
He blamed Western industrialized nations for hunger, desertification and floods across the globe, and called for “drastic solutions” to global warming, and “not solutions that partially reduce the effect of climate change.”

Bin Laden has mentioned climate change and global warning in past messages, but the latest tape was his first dedicated to the topic. The speech, which included almost no religious rhetoric, could be an attempt by the terror leader to give his message an appeal beyond Islamic militants.

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Now, if Osama’s picking up this liberal theme, you have to wonder what other ideas he may pick up from the American Left. On Twitter, people started speculating about it under a hashtag called: #nextOBLtape.

Here are my suggestions for ideas Osama Bin Laden can build his next tape around (PS: You may notice a common theme for all of these):

10) “If you get sick, America, the Republican health care plan is this: Die quickly.”

9) “George Bush doesn’t care about black people!”

8) “Fox News is worse than Al Qaeda — worse for our society.”

7) “They are there to wage war for profit. Screw them”

6) “The WTC was the first time in history that fire has ever melted steel.”

5) “This war is lost, that the surge is not accomplishing anything.”

4) “They want us to sing ‘God Bless America.’ No, no, no, God d*mn America.”

3) “General Petraeus or General Betray Us?”

2) “As to those in the World Trade Center…Let’s get a grip here, shall we? They were little Eichmanns.”

1) “The Iraqis who have risen up against the occupation are not “insurgents” or “terrorists” or “The Enemy.” They are the REVOLUTION, the Minutemen, and their numbers will grow — and they will win”

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