Liberals Put An Aspirin Between Their Knees For A Week

Poor Foster Friess. He made a funny little joke and liberals FLIPPED OUT.

This contraceptive thing, my gosh it’s such [sic] inexpensive. Back in my days, they used Bayer Aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly.

Of course, the whole reason Libs went insane is it’s supposed to be impossible for anyone to voluntarily forego sex. I mean, abstinence? What is this, the Dark Ages? This is 2012 and it’s all about Slut Walks and fighting “slut shaming” except when you pretend to get all upset when some woman gets called a slut for demanding that the Pope buy her thousands of dollars worth of birth control.

Anyway, that was then and this is now

ACCESS DENIED SEX STRIKE

Younger men and women may not remember the “good old days” when the only reproductive choice we had was to deny men access to sex. In truth, if we lose our hard won rights to medical care, birth control and pregnancy choice, it won’t only affect women. Men will have to go back to the days when they waited for or paid for sex. This is issue impacts all of us. This strike is designed to make that point. Ask your man to speak up for your rights, because when we lose our reproductive choices, so do they.

Of course, this is completely moronic. Nobody is trying to cut off anyone’s hard won rights to medical care, birth control and pregnancy choice. This is about the Obama administration demanding that the Catholic Church violate its religious beliefs by providing birth control and abortion-producing drugs in violation of the free exercise clause of the First Amendment.

Beyond that, it’s doubly stupid, in that both women AND men use birth control. So this is really no more of a “woman’s issue” than a “man’s issue.” Yet and still, we suddenly have liberals saying there should be a sex strike. Extend that out for a long enough period and you won’t need the contraception.

Either way, how did we get to the point where persecuting the Catholic Church and attempting to force it to violate its beliefs become a “women’s issue?” When did forcing people who consider abortion to be murder to participate in abortions become a “women’s issue?” It certainly wasn’t a month ago.

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