The 35 Best Tweets From June

Obama could get high on bath salts and eat a baby. The headline would then be “Reporter asks Obama impertinent question about baby murder.”

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 16, 2012

“I am a professional contnt writer. I have been contributing good quality contents..” — Start of an email asking to contribute to RWN

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 27, 2012

Reagan didn’t cause AIDS to take off. Greedy gay libs in San Fran who kept bathhouses open when they knew people were getting AIDS did.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 22, 2012

Half of stupid is still pretty stupid, stupid.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 18, 2012

A lot of people think sin is more fun than good. And a lot of times, it looks more fun — at first. Later it looks trapped & desperate.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 3, 2012

So, if requiring ID to vote is racist, is the bank racist for requiring ID? The liquor store?Airport Security?

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 2, 2012

Violent crime is down for the fifth straight year in a row. Thank you, guns!

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 19, 2012

If someone says, “No one will think less of you if you don’t,” that means everyone, yourself included, will think less of you if you don’t

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 3, 2012

The mistake people make in dealing w/ sociopaths is thinking of them as just other human beings, while the sociopath thinks of them as prey

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 17, 2012

At this late date shouldn’t even Democrats be willing to agree that Republicans were right to vote against Obama’s failed stimulus en masse?

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 2, 2012

I’d like to see Arizona set up work camps for illegals where they could break big rocks into smaller rocks until ICE agreed to get them.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 25, 2012

As our political and court systems become more corrupt, people will naturally mete out more justice themselves w/ horrible results

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 23, 2012

When Media Matters is down to complaining because I said”Obama ‘doesn’t put America first'” they might as well quit bit.ly/MlyGDE

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 21, 2012

When almost 1/2 of Americans pay no income tax, why should we allow anyone to immigrate here who would soak up more than they pay in taxes?

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 7, 2012

Actual conversation with my dog: “I have the toy monkey! You can’t get Mr. Monkey! I bought that monkey! That is mine! Give me that monkey!”

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 8, 2012

If the economy was roaring right now, Obama would certainly be taking credit for it, right? So why shouldn’t he be blamed for a bad economy?

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 3, 2012

If most people thought things all the way through, crack dealers and the lottery wouldn’t exist.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 27, 2012

Shouldn’t abortion be considered a hate crime?

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 4, 2012

The first hardcore doper President in American history has been a complete and utter failure. Big surprise. #obama

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 18, 2012

Ultimately, the only way you can make liberals behave ethically is by making sure they’re hit w/ the same tactics they use on conservatives

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 19, 2012

Course libs are ok w/ sex selection abortions. Once you start getting picky about why it’s wrong to murder a child, conscience might kick in

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 4, 2012

No worker should be forced to join a union. No business should be required to only hire unionized workers.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 2, 2012

Finish the fence, make something like e-verify universal, no person illegally here ever gets to come back legally #illegalimmigrationsolved

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 6, 2012

Voter fraud? There’s no voter fraud, so there’s no need to take any steps to prevent it! — Signed, the people who benefit from voter fraud

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 11, 2012

#LiberalismIn4Words Sloth. Wrath. Envy. Pride.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 13, 2012

Goal in life – get fit enough to wear a catsuit. Then never wear a catsuit, but walk tall with the knowledge I could if I wanted.

— Kate (@katearthsis) June 23, 2012

@johnhawkinsrwn. He was a nice guy. A real nice guy! May he rest in peace!

— Michael Lohan (@MichaelJLohan) June 17, 2012

The Democrats’ playbook consists of two modes:Boldness when they hold power; “bipartisanship” once they’ve lost it.

— Bizarro 5 President (@AceofSpadesHQ) June 13, 2012

“I wish I had more people in my life telling me what I HAVE to do.” -no one ever

— red robin (@redbreasticles) June 9, 2012

From the Netroots Nation handbook: “Please do not assume anyone’s gender, even people you may have met in the past.” #Netroots

— Francesca Chambers (@fran_chambers) June 7, 2012

Democrats trying to blame Bush for #FastAndFurious. Were that remotely the case do you honestly think they’d invoke executive privilege?

— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) June 20, 2012

Oh, you represent your hood? Congratulations on being from a place.

— Condescending Wonka (@OhWonka) June 2, 2012

I’m sure this Tweet won’t be mocked at all. RT @BarackObama As an intern at #Obama2012 HQ, you could have lunch with @DavidAxelrod.

— Andrew Kaczynski (@BuzzFeedAndrew) June 10, 2012

“Obama Accomplishments That Didn’t Involve OBL Getting Shot By SEALs.”#ShortestBooksEverWritten #caring

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) June 13, 2012

Yes, please tell me how fascist Republicans are as you try to control the amount of Diet Coke I drink.

— Chelsea Grunwald (@ChelseaGrunwald) June 11, 2012