Author: John Hawkins

Can A Grasshopper And The Ant Republic Survive Long Term?

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You remember the story of the Grasshopper and the Ant? Once there lived an ant and a grasshopper in a grassy meadow. All day long the ant would work hard, collecting grains of wheat from the farmer’s field far away. She would hurry to the field every morning, as soon as it was light enough […]

 

Operation Save Teh Kittehs Part 6: The Final Chapter

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It all started with such good intentions. A feral cat had kittens under my house and I thought, “Gee, I’ll be a nice guy and socialize ’em, get ’em adopted out, and heck, maybe I can even come up with a cheaper, : easier : way to do this for other people in this situation.” Sounds good, […]

 

What Exactly Makes Barack Obama Cool? All The Falling? The Nose Picking?

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The media’s fawning over Obama knew no bounds, and yet, in the midst of the most incredible media conspiracy to turn this jug-eared clodhopper into some combination of Winston Churchill and a young Elvis, you were being a bore if you mentioned the liberal media. Oh surely we’ve exploded that old chestnut. … Look! Look, […]

 

Deepak Chopra: The World’s Most Powerful Liberal Psychic

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California has long been a home to kooky gurus ranging from Charles Manson to Jim Jones to Marshall Applewhite of Heaven’s Gate fame to their less dangerous brethren. One of those less dangerous brethren (we hope) : is Commander Huffpo J. Fruitcake, also known as Deepak Chopra. He has been spinning his new age tripe for […]

 

Funny Conservative Image Dump #6: The Obama Edition (22 Pics)

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I’ve been running RWN for almost 10 years and during that time, I’ve accumulated a lot of funny conservative images on my hard drive. I thought today might be a good day to put some more of them out in a post. Enjoy! Also see, * A Funny Conservative Image Dump From John Hawkins’ Hard […]

 

America’s Sniveling, Wimpy, Sissy-In-Chief

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Barack Obama is a sniveling, wimpy, sissy-in-chief. He wants to close Gitmo. He bows to everyone short of the Burger King. Iran is building nuclear weapons on his watch with absolute impunity. He’s given our enemies in Iraq and Afghanistan deadlines, after which they know America will start to withdraw. Russia’s led him around by […]

 

GOProud: A Press Release That Conservatives Can Believe In

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I’ve been a supporter of GOProud, the group for gay conservatives that broke off from the bogus Log Cabin Republicans. Seeing the press release GOProud put out today hammering Tom Campbell reminded me of why I supported the group in the first place even though personally, Campbell would be my second choice in the California […]

 

Meet Your Lords and Masters: Seven Democrats Who Run Your World

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“I’d rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people listed in the Boston telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University.” — William F. Buckley At this point, I would go Buckley one better: I’d rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 254 people we […]

 

Some Obligatory Advice For And About Michael Steele

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I supported Michael Steele when he ran for the RNC Chair, supported him after, and still support him. After watching how things have played out over the last few weeks, let me say something, first to the people that don’t like Steele and then to Steele. First of all, for the people wondering about Steele: […]

 

Greenpeace Advocates Terrorism To Fight Global Warming

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As people around the world are growing ever more skeptical of manmade global warming, the Left’s fascist roots are increasingly starting to show. Last week, prominent scientist, James Lovelock, suggested jettisoning democracy to fight Al Gore’s farcical doomsday prophecy: I have a feeling that climate change may be an issue as severe as a war. […]

 

An Interview With Tim Burns, The Man Running For “John Murtha’s Seat” On May 18, 2010

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Late last week, I got together with Tim Burns, the Republican candidate for Congress in Pennsylvania’s 12th district. You’ll probably be hearing Tim Burns’ name quite a bit over the next month or so because he’s taking on Mark Critz, John Murtha’s former Chief:  of:  Staff, in a battle for “Murtha’s seat” on May 18th. […]

 

An Interview With Jason Mattera, Author Of “Obama Zombies: How the Liberal Machine Brainwashed My Generation.”

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Earlier this week, I got together with ambush interviewer extraordinaire, Jason Mattera: the author of Obama Zombies: How the Liberal Machine Brainwashed My Generation. What follows is the slightly edit transcript of my conversation with Jason. Enjoy! What do you say to the argument that the GOP really doesn’t have a big problem with younger […]

 

Hank Johnson: Guam Could ‘Tip Over And Capsize’

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What’s in the water in Georgia’s fourth congressional district? That district used to be represented by Cynthia McKinney, who was one of the biggest fruit loops in Congress, and now Hank Johnson is their man on Capitol Hill. Hank Johnson, who was last seen claiming that people would put on “white hoods and ride through […]

 

We’re Going To Use Obamacare To Beat Democrats Like Baby Seals In November

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Hey, America, you have a phone call. It’s Pravda on the line and they just called to say that they’re shocked at the sort of propaganda coming from our mainstream media. Before the vote on Obamacare, the MSM acted like an extension of the White House press office. Since deathpanelcare became law, they’ve switched over […]

 

A Funny Conservative Image Dump: More Pictures From John Hawkins’ Hard Drive (21 Pics)

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I’ve been running RWN for almost 10 years and during that time, I’ve accumulated a lot of funny conservative images on my hard drive. I thought today might be a good day to put some more of them out in a post. Enjoy! Also see, A Funny Conservative Image Dump From John Hawkins’ Hard Drive […]

 

Carbon Credits: For Liberals Who Don’t Want To Practice What They Preach

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Carbon credits have always been nothing more than an excuse for wealthy liberals to engage in hypocrisy. You see, on the one hand, they’re demanding that everyone dramatically reduce the amount of greenhouse gasses that they’re putting out. However, in order to do that, most people would have to dramatically scale back their lifestyle. For […]

 

Global Warming Fanatic: “Democracy Must Be Put On Hold For The Time Being.”

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The case for manmade global warming, such as it was in the first place, has completely come apart in the last year. We’ve had emails proving that global warming alarmists are manipulating the data, stories about weather station placement being used to make the climate appear warmer, a brutal winter worldwide, and worldwide temperatures that […]

 

Violent Liberal Hate Rhetoric: Fifteen Quotes

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In an effort to distract people from the destructive, illegitimate power-grab-of-a-bill masquerading as health care reform that the Democrats just passed over the objections of the American people, liberal members of Congress have spent days over-hyping threats against them. Of course, the sad reality is that EVERYONE who achieves any notoriety at all in this […]

 

Blogger Poll: The Ultimate Like/Dislike Poll For Famous People On The Right

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Right Wing News emailed more than 260 right-of-center bloggers and asked them to rate 35 prominent people on the Right as either strongly liked, liked, disliked, or strongly disliked. Representatives from the following 80 blogs responded: The Absurd Report, Ace of Spades HQ, All American Blogger, All That Is Necessary, The American Princess, The Anchoress, […]

 

Obama Finally Kills America’s Special Relationship With Britain?

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One of the most ironic things about liberals is that they’ve fetishized the idea of having a coalition to do anything internationally even as they simultaneously trash any nation that actually significantly helps us. Poland was one of only 3 nations that put:  its : troops on the line when we went into Iraq and:  it:  […]

 

The Mainstream Media Moves From Cheerleading To Lowering Expectations For Obamacare

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Isn’t it amazing how quickly things can change in the mainstream media? When the Democrats were still trying to sell Obamacare, they were telling the American people it:  is perfect in every way. It would reduce premiums, create jobs, slice down the deficit, cut medical costs without cutting the quality of care, etc., etc., etc. […]

 

The 25 Best Conservative Columnists Of 2009 1.0

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25) Larry Elder 24) David Harsanyi 23) Jack Kelly 22) Jeff Jacoby 21) Frank J. Fleming 20) Mike Adams 19) Ralph Peters 18) Tony Blankley 17) Dick Morris and Eileen McGann 16) Michael Barone 15) Dennis Prager 14) Rich Lowry 13) Byron York 12) Walter Williams 11) David Limbaugh 10) Karl Rove 9) Robert Samuelson […]

 

This Week In Quotes: March 19 Through March 24

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This is a big f***ing deal! — Joe Biden I can’t imagine that a Republican Congress is going to give this president the money to begin this process. — John Boehner on health care This health care bill would ruin our country. — John Boehner Look, the people who are opposing this are holding tea […]

 

Questions That Answer Themselves: Why Isn’t There An Investigation Of White House Bribery Allegations?

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If you want to get an idea of just how corrupt the Democratic Party has gotten, then you need do nothing more than consider this situation: We have a sitting Democratic congressman publicly admitting that he was offered a bribe by the White House and we still can’t get an investigation: Rep. Darrell Issa, the […]