Why We Don’t Use the Best Weapon We Have Against Islamists

After centuries of lying low, Islam has reemerged as an existential threat to civilization. Its vast, decentralized army of maniacs seems unstoppable. Inevitably, driving trucks through crowds of innocent pedestrians will give way to chemical, biological, and even nuclear attacks. But the cult does have an Achilles heel: it depends on its followers believing that […]

 

San Diego Schools Team Up With CAIR on Pro-Islamic Brainwashing Agenda

Educrats and Islamomaniacs are teaming up to impose ham-fisted moonbattery under the banner of antibulling: Muslim safe spaces, increased lessons on Islam during social studies classes, and other measures will be adopted by San Diego Unified School District to combat bullying. The Council for American-Islamic Relations and school officials in southern California collaborated on a […]

 

India Grants Legal Person Status to Glaciers

If a river can be a person, why can’t a glacier? After all, both are made mainly out of water, just like people are. This apparently makes sense to the moonbats running India, where a court has granted the status of “legal persons” to Himalayan glaciers: “The rights of these entities shall be equivalent to […]

 

Psychology Prof Rejects Concept of Microaggressions

Emory University Department of Psychology Professor Scott Lilienfeld had better already have tenure. Looks like he has wandered off the reservation: After reviewing many studies on the topic, Dr. Lilienfeld argues in his paper “Microaggressions: Strong Claims, Inadequate Evidence” that microaggressions lack scientific proof, and therefore should not be included in workplace or campus diversity […]

 



For Sale Cheap: Unwanted Pussy Hats

The nemesis of the moonbat is the free market. Moonbats live in an alternate reality constructed from lies. The free market does not lie. It tells you what is and what isn’t, not what ideologues would like there to be. Here is what it tells you about the “Resistance” movement characterized by silly-looking pink pussy […]

 


Seattle’s Bike Share Program Goes Belly Up After Wasting $Millions

Moonbats, prepare yourselves for heartbreak. Seattle’s bike share program has passed away: The program, known as “Pronto,” was launched in October 2014, costing $4.4 million (including $1.75 million in state and federal taxpayers’ money). From the start, there was fanfare and hype, with promises of widespread use of the bike sharing program — despite our […]

 


Global Warming Lysenkoist Michael Mann Accuses Skeptics of Lysenkoism

Global warming profiteer Michael Mann is best known for inventing Al Gore’s meretricious hockey stick graph, for participating in ClimateGate, and for bulling his critics with lawsuits. Henceforth, he will also be known for the astonishing combination of chutzpah and hypocrisy he displayed in testimony to the House Science Committee last week. Mann behaved so […]

 

Gay Interracial Santa Claus

Soon we will be subjected to the quintessential liberal take on Christmas: A new picture book will depict Santa as a gay man in an interracial relationship, publisher Harper Design confirmed Tuesday. The book, Santa’s Husband, goes on sale Oct. 10 and tells the story of a black Santa Claus and his white husband who […]

 

5-Year-Old Girl Suspended Over Stick Gun

If Trump, Ryan, et al. ever get around to trying again to “repeal and replace” ObamaCare, they should make sure that coverage for hoplophobia is mandated. The disease has reached epidemic proportions among educrats. From North Carolina: A local mother is outraged after her 5-year-old daughter was suspended from school because of a stick that […]

 

Man Self-Identifies as Hen

Self-identifying as the opposite sex or some other race no longer pushes the envelope. France now boasts a grown man who for the next few weeks self-identifies as a hen: Abraham Poincheval aims to become a “human hen” by sitting and laying on [a dozen] eggs inside a glass vitrine at a Paris modern art […]

 

California Attorney General Cracking Down on Planned Parenthood Whistleblowers Took Money From P.P.

Surprise surprise. After David Daleiden and Sandra Merritt released undercover videos revealing Planned Parenthood’s eagerness to illegally sell tissue from the babies it kills, California Attorney General Xavier Becerra announced that the whistleblowers would face 15 felony charges. Now some interesting information comes to light: Becerra … served as a representative from California from 1992 […]

 


Pro-Lifers Who Revealed Planned Parenthood’s Baby Parts Peddling Face Charges Again

In a world so corrupt that a highly profitable abortion chain like Planned Parenthood can rake in $500 million per year in coercively financed subsidies from the government, no good deed goes unpunished. Take the heroes who provided us with proof that Planned Parenthood’s insatiable greed had caused it to branch out into illegally selling […]

 

Removing the Stigma From Adult Baby Diaper Lovers

Huffington Post continues to push moonbattery to new extremes of self-indulge by promoting adult baby diaper lovers: Tykables, the only brick and mortar storefront in the United States dedicated to adult baby diaper lovers (ABDL), is located in Mount Prospect, a suburb of Chicago. Its customers, John-Michael Williams, the store’s owner says, include those ABDL […]

 

Terry McAuliffe Vetoes Bill That Would Allow Victims of Domestic Violence to Defend Themselves

Whatever motivates authoritarians to repress gun rights, it doesn’t appear to be safety: Virginia Gov. Terry McAuliffe (D.) vetoed a bill on Friday that aimed to allow victims of domestic violence to carry concealed firearms without obtaining a permit. House Bill 1852 would allow anyone in Virginia who has a protective order and is over […]

 


White Self-Hatred Safe Space at Loyola University Chicago

How much would it cost to check into a state hospital for 4 years? Probably less than tuition at Loyola University Chicago. Otherwise, you might not know the difference: Students who “self identify as White” at Loyola University Chicago can apply to join a safe space to learn about white privilege, institutional racism, and internalized […]

 

Wellesley College Insulates Students From Ideologically Noncompliant Speakers

Shrillary’s alma mater is doubling down on the common college practice of not allowing speakers deemed not to be sufficiently left-wing: In an email to fellow faculty [Monday] afternoon, a committee of Wellesley College professors made several startling recommendations about how they think future campus speakers should be chosen. If implemented, the proposals by the […]

 


Educrat Proclaims Whiteness to Be Fundamentally Opposed to Christianity

Bad news for Christians of the Caucasian persuasion — according to an educrat who passes down wisdom from academia’s Ivory Tower, “whiteness” is fundamentally opposed to Christianity: Paul Dionne, Inclusive Success Coordinator for Beloit College’s Office for Academic Diversity and Inclusiveness, gave a speech entitled, “Working Against Whiteness” as part of a “Love Made Public” […]

 

Vandals Torch Holes in Dakota Access Pipeline

Sanctimonious moonbats proclaimed that they would not allow civilization to proceed with the Dakota Access Pipeline mainly because it supposedly poses an environmental threat to politically sacred Indians. Yet now that the DAPL has gotten the green light, we read this: In court records filed late Monday, Dakota Access LLC said “recent coordinated physical attacks” […]

 

To Save the Bees, Cheerios Has Been Distributing Seeds of Noxious Invading Species

Cheerios should have left off its moonbatty virtue signaling after parent company General Mills spent $zillions to promote interracial marriage during the Super Bowl a couple years back. Instead, it had to save the bees: The brand recently announced that it would mail out free wildflower seeds as part of its “Save the Bees” campaign. […]

 


Now Milk Is Racist

Possibly due to its association with motherhood and wholesome nourishment, milk is intolerable to moonbats. They tried linking it to global warming, while insisting that we drink rat milk or cockroach milk to save the planet. But no one would take them seriously. So now they claim that milk is racist: Our current federal dietary […]

 

Beer Brewed From Sewer Water

Mass market lagers only taste like they were brewed with water from the toilet. Stone Brewing’s Full Circle pale ale actually is: On Thursday, at the Stone Brewing location at Liberty Station, San Diego Mayor Kevin Faulconer was among the first to drink the Full Circle Pale Ale. That’s because Full Circle is not primarily […]