Author: Dave Blount

WaPo Alters Headline to Maximize Bleeding Heart Spin, Detract From the Actual Issue

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The most important part of a newspaper article is the headline, not only because it tells you how to interpret the following story, but because the headline is often the only part of the article people read. That’s why an adjustment was urgently required when someone botched the headline of a Washington Compost article intended […]

 

Tax Exempt Status Granted for After School Satan Club Amazingly Quickly

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At last we know how the Tea Party groups held in limbo for as long as 7 years or denied altogether by Obama’s weaponized IRS could have achieved tax-exempt status in no time. All they had to do was claim to worship Satan: Documents obtained by Judicial Watch include the process of establishing an after-school […]

 

Mass Islamic Immigration’s Effect on Primary Schools in Australia

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You can’t import people in large numbers without also importing their culture: Teachers at a primary school in Sydney, Australia have been threatened with beheading and other violence from young Islamic students, prompting one of them to quit her job. What kind of vetting will stop this? Students as young as those in Year 5, […]

 

Heartbreak of a Moonbat Mommy: Daughter Admires George Washington

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George Washington, the father of our country, is generally recognized as one of the greatest men the pages of history have to offer. Naturally he is hated by the sort of moonbats who write op-eds in the almost indescribably odious New York Times. How heartbreaking it must be for those who fail to pass on […]

 

Organic Food Theoretically Causes Global Warming

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Virtue-signaling moonbat shoppers won’t like this one. The Experts have found not only that there is no discernable benefit to organic food, but that it theoretically causes global warming: A new study published in the journal Science Advances reports that even though organic farms have the eco-friendly benefit of using fewer pesticides, they also use […]

 

Freak Show Family: Mother and Son “Transition” to Father and Daughter

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Family life is normally wholesome. But there is nothing wholesome about it when moonbattery has taken root, as in the Maison family from Detroit, which features a mother and son pretending to be father and daughter. In their enthusiasm to promote this grotesque brand of lunacy, and to confuse us into being more malleable to […]

 

Misadventures in Socialized Medicine: Heart Valve Placed Upside Down, Patient Dies

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The United Kingdom presents us with yet another misadventure in socialized medicine: A woman died after doctors placed a heart valve upside down during surgery. Sheila Hynes was being treated at the Freeman Hospital in Newcastle upon Tyne. The 71-year-old great-grandmother suffered severe internal bleeding during the operation, which caused major damage to her heart. […]

 

Why Hungary Must Not Defend Its Border From Islamic Invasion: The Vojvodina Blind Mole Rat

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Liberals have finally come up with a reason why Hungary should abandon its border defenses and join other European nations by letting itself be washed away in a demographic tsunami of Islam: The razor-wire fence on Hungary’s border with Serbia built in 2015 to keep thousands of refugees from crossing into Western Europe is claiming […]

 

Why Fanatically Pro-Abortion State Representative Wants Men Fined for Masturbation

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Sarcasm, malice, and moonbattery comprise the main ingredients of a bill proposed by state representative Jessica Farrar of Texas, an aggressive opponent of anything she considers to encroach upon liberalism’s unholiest sacrament, abortion: [T]he Houston Democrat on Friday filed House Bill 4260, which would fine men $100 for masturbating and create a required booklet for […]

 

Lawyers Push to Establish Personhood Rights for Chimpanzees

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One step at a time. Before we can grant full human rights to lobsters, the more mature barking moonbats realize that courts must come to accept personhood rights for chimpanzees: On Thursday, [animal lawyer Steve] Wise — who founded the Nonhuman Rights Project on behalf of the great apes, cetaceans and elephants — will go […]

 

California Bill Would Make It Only Misdemeanor to Intentionally Spread HIV

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Soon we may have even more reason to avoid California: Several lawmakers are promoting a bill by state Sen. Scott Wiener, D-San Francisco, that would make it a misdemeanor instead of a felony to intentionally expose someone to HIV, the virus that causes the immune system-weakening disease AIDS. … Wiener’s bill, SB239, would also repeal […]

 

Leftist Sports Channel ESPN Is Tanking

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The problem with shouting leftist lunacy on MSNBC is that the only people listening already agree with it. Far better to grind up the bitter pill of moonbattery and surreptitiously sprinkle in on people’s pizza. That way they will consume it unknowingly, allowing this corrosive ideology to insidiously take root. That appears to be the […]

 

University Bans Long List of Common Terms Deemed Politically Incorrect

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Cardiff Metropolitan University in Wales has taken a leading role in reforming Newspeak by publishing a list of 34 terms that must no longer be used, along with the terms we must use instead so as not to fall into thoughtcrime: Term – Suggested alternative “Best man for the job” – Best person for the […]

 

Three-Step Plan for Solving ObamaCare Crisis

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Whether you call it ObamaCare 2.0, ObamaCare Lite, RyanCare, TrumpCare, RINOCare, or the American Health Care Act, it smells the same, because it is total garbage. Mike Lee, one of the few conservatives to survive the past year with his principles intact, correctly notes that it is “a step in the wrong direction.” The Daily […]

 

Women’s Lit Class Inspires Michigan Student to Self-Harm, Hate Hoax

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Mental illness and moonbattery are natural partners. But when they team up, the results are always unfortunate: Halley Bass [age 21] admitted in court that she fabricated a story about a strange man scratching her face in downtown Ann Arbor on Nov. 15. “I was suffering from depression at the time,” Bass told Judge Elizabeth […]

 

Judges Stop Firing of Terrible Teachers on Grounds That It “Shocks the Conscience”

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If it seems that there are no standards at all for teachers anymore, and that firing them for virtually any outrage is impossible, don’t assign all the blame to left-wing teachers unions and left-wing educrats. Left-wing judges also make their mark on education: At the heart of the troubling trend is a legal standard that […]

 

ObamaCare 2.0

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Democrats were willing to go to unseemly extremes that cost them dearly in the short term to ram through ObamaCare because establishing health insurance as an entitlement is a major click of the ratchet toward socialism. As predicted, Republicans are using their control of Washington not to repeal ObamaCare as they have been promising for […]

 

Plastic Surgery Disaster Self-Identifies as Genderless Extraterrestrial

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If Bruce Jenner is a woman, then Nkechi Amare Diallo (a.k.a. Rachel Dolezal) is black. If Rachel Dolezal is black, Nano is a cat. If Nano is a cat, Vinny Ohh is a genderless extraterrestrial: Vinny Ohh, a makeup artist and part-time male model from Los Angeles, California, has so far invested over $50,000 into […]

 

Mom Demands Disciplinary Action After Teacher Agrees With Trump on Immigration

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Here is how crybullies respond to the suggestion that immigration law should be enforced: Nevada mother Laura Llamas is calling for immediate disciplinary action to be taken against a teacher for expressing her support of President Donald Trump’s immigration policies, allegedly making two middle school students in Clark County cry. Yelped Llamas: “We have to […]

 

Marine Le Pen May Soon Be a Political Prisoner

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Marine Le Pen is expected to do well in France’s upcoming presidential election. Europe’s left-wing establishment is so terrified that it has dropped the nicey-nice mask it hides behind to reveal the naked tyranny beneath: The 48-year-old leader of the far-right Front National (FN) now faces being summoned by a French judge, and being charged […]

 

Rachel Dolezal’s Hilarious Name Change

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People seem to take faux female Bruce Jenner more seriously than bogus black person Rachel Dolezal. Many call him “her” as if he really were a woman, whereas Dolezal does not seem to qualify for Affirmative Action, or she wouldn’t be having such a hard time finding work. But it might be different, now that […]

 

An Enraged Rand Paul Is Denied a Look at GOP Version of ObamaCare

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Remember when leftist conspirators cooked up ObamaCare behind closed doors, with Nancy Pelosi telling us that they had to ram through the bill so that we could find out what was in it? It is nice to have Democrats out of power so we don’t have to worry about that happening again. Oh wait… House […]

 

Federal Employees Spend Hours Per Day Gaping at Pornography

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Everyone needs to fill their time with something. Those struggling to generate wealth for the government to confiscate spend it working. For those on the receiving end of the wealth, this is more of a challenge. Federal bureaucrats sometimes solve the problem with the help of pornography: NBC News 4 in Washington, D.C., identified over […]

 

Vatican Provides Soapbox for Discredited Doomsayer Paul Ehrlich, Radical Proponent of Abortion

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Incredibly, even after an entire lifetime of being dramatically wrong, Paul Ehrlich can still catch the pointy ears of moonbats by shrieking hysterical prognostications of doom: “Rich western countries are now siphoning up the planet’s resources and destroying its ecosystems at an unprecedented rate,” said biologist Paul Ehrlich, of Stanford University in California. “We want […]