Allama Obama

Congratulations to Pakistani bureaucrat Ayatullah Durrani for figuring out how to solve all of Muslims’ many problems — have Comrade Obama declare himself World Caliph:

A Pakistani minister wants US President Barack Obama to offer Eid prayers at Ground Zero in New York and become the “Amir-ul-Momineen” or Caliph of Muslims.

Minister of State for Industries Ayatullah Durrani, who belongs to the ruling Pakistan People”s Party, said the upcoming Eid-ul-Fitr festival, expected to be observed on September 11, would be a “golden opportunity” for Obama to offer Eid prayers and declare himself the leader of all Muslims.

“In this way, all the problems of the Muslim world would be solved,” Durrani told The Nation newspaper.

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Durrani, a former member of the Pakistan Ideological Council, contended that the Muslim world is in “dire need” of a Caliph and occupying this distinguished slot would provide Obama “exemplary titles” like “Mullah Barack Hussain Obama” or “Allama Obama”.

What else can BHO strive for, having already won the Nobel Peace Prize? Becoming Caliph would be unlikely to alter his policies as President, since it would be hard to shovel our money at Muslims any more avidly. Under Mullah Obama, we are already paying $millions to restore mosques around the world, shoveling an extra $7.5 billion at Pakistan and $400 million at Palestinian terrorists, and probably bailing out Afghanistan’s largest bank. Don’t worry, the next generation will pick up the tab for everything.

The next World Caliph?

On tips from Dystopic PC, Jodie, BURNING HOT, and Tony. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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