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NY Times: Why Won’t Israel Find An Accommodation With Hamas?

Posted on July 28, 2014 by William Teach

The NY Times gives an opinion platform to Israeli writer David Grossman, a long time critic of Israel’s dealings with the Palestinians, and an apologist for the terrorist activities implemented against Israel. In American terms, he’s much like our far left Progressives, who seem to hate Israel, find fault with everything America, and find comfort […]

Dem Eleanor Holmes Norton: ‘You Don’t Have a Right to Know Everything’ Government Does

Posted on July 26, 2014 by William Teach

She was saying this in terms of her Congressional collegues. Anyone want to guess what she thinks the citizens should know? (The Blaze) Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton (D-D.C.) lectured her colleagues in the U.S. House of Representatives that they “don’t have a right to know everything in a separation-of-powers government.” “That is the difference between […]

Obama’s Made The World More Tranquil Or Something

Posted on July 15, 2014 by William Teach

So far, White House spokesweasel Josh Earnest has been better than his predecessor, Jay Carney, at least when it comes to demeanor. Less sneering. Otherwise, they are cut from the same cloth. Evasive, willing to throw invective, and willing to make really silly statements (CNS News) White House press secretary Josh Earnest said Monday the […]

Not Providing Abortifacients Is Un-Christian Or Something

Posted on July 14, 2014 by William Teach

If a Conservative blogger wants to find a crazy story for a Monday morning, there are a few great places to go. The Democratic Underground. The Daily Kos. And, better, yet, the NY Times, the self proclaimed “Paper Of Record”. Here’s Kathryn Pogin on the opinion pages Discrimination is Un-Christian, Too Much to the chagrin […]

Hobby Lobby Decision Means Companies Completely Rule Your Health Choices Or Something

Posted on July 2, 2014 by William Teach

It really wasn’t much of a stretch to predict that Liberals would continue to publish wacky things regarding the Sebelius v Hobby Lobby decision. This is what they do. Things that make no sense in the real world, but are really meant to scare the Low Information Voters and whip up their base, which seems […]

Hobby Lobby Ruling Means Imposing Religion On Workers Or Something

Posted on July 1, 2014 by William Teach

The stupid keeps coming in from Leftists at an alarming expected rate. Let’s look at what the Paper Of Record has to say, via their Editorial Board Limiting Rights: Imposing Religion on Workers The Supreme Court’s deeply dismaying decision on Monday in the Hobby Lobby case swept aside accepted principles of corporate law and religious […]

Illegal Alien Supporting Groups Sue Sheriff Arpaio For Following Law

Posted on June 20, 2014 by William Teach

Happy Friday! Care to read something unbelievably insane? (Reuters) Immigration rights groups in a lawsuit filed on Wednesday accused Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio of overstepping his bounds as a local official by using anti-identity theft laws to target undocumented immigrants in workplace raids. Puente Arizona, an immigrant rights groups, filed the lawsuit in federal court, […]

“Get the F*ck Away from Me!” Says Hillary the Diva to Secret Service Agent Refusing to Carry Bag

Posted on June 12, 2014June 12, 2014 by McGuire

What a peach. She really epitomizes class and decorum, no? Just the sort of woman I would want to elect to office. (In case you can’t tell, I am using my sarcasm font) Here’s yet another example of why we love us some Hillary: Hillary has been known to hurl a book at the back […]

Attorney General Holder Has Hissy Fit Towards Boy Scouts

Posted on June 11, 2014 by William Teach

Apparently, Eric Holder has nothing else to do other than insult private citizens and their organization. You’d think he’d be too busy redacting all the documents House panels want. You’d also think that the Attorney General of the United States would understand that this kind of conduct violates the spirit of the First Amendment, that […]

Mother Left ‘Shocked’ & ‘in Tears’ by School Awards Ceremony: ‘This Is the Kind of Trash That Is Being Taught in Our Schools’

Posted on June 7, 2014June 8, 2014 by McGuire

This story contains mature subject matters for those over the age of 18 only. I am, among many things, a mom. I have 3 great kids who attend primary and secondary schools in the state of Washington. When I read this story, I had to read it twice. And then I had to throw up. […]

Man Eats His Own Hip in the Nauseating Performance Art of the Week

Posted on May 28, 2014May 28, 2014 by Cassy Fiano

Remember when artists used to actually make real art, like beautiful paintings or amazing carved sculptures? Now, though, it seems that most “artists” are attention-starved losers with a preschooler’s sense of humor. Case in point: so-called “artist” Alexander Selvik Wengshoel cooked and ate his own hip for an “art project”. Norwegian artist Alexander Selvik Wengshoel […]

Elijah Cummings Is The Dems Benghazi Warrior Or Something

Posted on May 28, 2014 by William Teach

It’s actually rare that an article really ticks me off: I expect bad behavior and moonbattery from Progressives. This, though, is disgusting Democrats’ Benghazi warrior He’s the man who helped bring you Sandra Fluke. Rep. Elijah Cummings is the Democrats’ top guy on the new Benghazi select committee, but fighting Republican-driven scandals is old hat […]

Racist: MSNBC’s Touré Tells Nazi Holocaust Survivors to ‘Check Their Privilege’

Posted on May 25, 2014May 26, 2014 by Warner Todd Huston

Apparently MSNBC host Touré Nibblet is so balled up in the false assumption that everyone is out to get black people and that he and “his people” are looked down upon and oppressed by literally everyone, he thinks that even Jews who were interned in the Nazi concentration camps have more “privilege” than he. This […]

FBI Considers Allowing Marijuana Use For Cyber-crime Recruits

Posted on May 21, 2014 by William Teach

It’s not like the Federal Bureau of Investigation is the nations top law enforcement agency, charged with enforcing the law, and marijuana is considered a Schedule I drug, illegal per federal law. Heck, Los Federales have placed restrictions on people using federal waters to grow marijuana. (WSJ) FBI Director James B. Comey said Monday that […]

Expectation Met: Obama Heard About VA Issues From News Reports

Posted on May 20, 2014 by William Teach

The big question is, how does this administration have any credibility left? Can you imagine the response had any of Bush’s press secretaries tried this? (Real Clear Politics) JIM ACOSTA, CNN: When was the president first made aware of these problems? Of these fraudulent lists that were being kept to hide the wait times, when […]

Just Wait Til You Hear The Reason This Florida Town is Punishing a Couple for Feeding The Homeless

Posted on May 13, 2014 by Cassy Fiano

Liberals like to paint themselves as compassionate crusaders for the poor and downtrodden, but it doesn’t really count as compassion when they absolutely refuse to do any charitable work of their own and prefer that the government mandate compulsory giving. It’s this kind of attitude that led to one couple being fined for feeding the […]

Seriously? Nancy Pelosi says Families of Benghazi Victims asked to put a stop to the Investigation

Posted on May 11, 2014May 11, 2014 by Alyssa Lafage

Nancy Pelosi has asserted that the Benghazi victim’s families have asked her to put a stop to the investigations. Seriously? REP. NANCY PELOSI (D-CA): It’s very sad. Chris Stevens, Glen Doherty, Sean Smith, Tyrone Woods, two of their families called us and said please don’t take us down the path again. Anyone following this story […]

Good Grief: “Climate Change To Make Fargo As Hot As Phoenix”

Posted on April 30, 2014 by William Teach

Warmists just need their fix of saying incredibly insane things, much like crack addicts need a hit on a constant basis. Here’s Nation Editor-at-Large Chris Hayes (no one watches his MSNBC show) yammering on during a radio interview Climate Change Will Make Fargo as Hot as Phoenix “Are you the unluckiest reporter in America today?” […]

What Michelle Obama would’ve said in her graduation speech

Posted on April 27, 2014April 27, 2014 by Josh Bernstein

Dear fellow students and future government dependents. It is my honor and duty to impart some words of wisdom from myself and the President. We are so proud of all of you now that you have graduated with your high school diploma in Democratic studies. As you venture out into your Common Core initiated and […]

Phew! Congress Look To Regulate Photoshopped Ads

Posted on April 25, 2014 by William Teach

Having solved all of America’s problems, it’s easy to do things like this. It’s for the kids, ya know (Yahoo) Could the beautiful and perfect airbrushed images we often see in advertisements become a thing of the past? Yes – if a bill proposed by Florida Congresswoman Ileana Ros-Lehtinen and California Congresswoman Lois Capps becomes […]

A Troubled Boy Named Jane Doe

Posted on April 22, 2014 by Dave Blount

If a boy wants to pretend he is a girl, his psychiatric state is not exactly optimal. Encouraging such morbid delusions will further destabilize him, aggravating other troublesome aspects of his disordered personality. A 16-year-old boy referred to by the ideologically depraved social engineering authorities (including the media) with feminine pronouns and the name “Jane […]

Mail Bomber Colin George Dunstan Awarded Small Fortune

Posted on April 17, 2014 by Dave Blount

Don’t think you can escape the insanity of liberalism by heading Down Under. But Australia might be a fine place for mail bomber Ted Kaczynski to relocate. His colleague Colin George Dunstan has hit paydirt: Convicted tax office letter bomber Colin George Dunstan has been awarded more than $415,000 in workers compensation. A little background […]

Sebelius: Thanks To Ocare, People Have Competitive Choices For First Time Ever!

Posted on April 14, 2014 by William Teach

Like seemingly most who work for Team Obama, Kathleen Sebelius is rather divorced from reality (Fox News) Outgoing Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius says the timeline for the ObamaCare rollout was “flat-out wrong” and that the federal exchange could have used “more time and testing” before going online. Sebelius, who led the agency […]

Obama Tells Us What The Real Voter Fraud Is

Posted on April 12, 2014 by William Teach

Hint: it’s the people passing laws that require people to verify who they are in order to vote (The Blaze) President Barack Obama tore into state voter ID laws Friday when speaking to the Rev. Al Sharpton’s National Action Network, accusing Republicans of trying to block minorities, women and seniors from voting and calling the […]

Are Baked Beans Bad For “Climate Change”?

Posted on April 10, 2014 by William Teach

Welcome to Warmist Town, the wackiest town around (via Dana) (Western Morning News) A hereditary peer has questioned whether flatulence caused by the country’s high consumption of baked beans is adding to global warming. Viscount Simon, 73, a Labour peer who has been a member of the House of Lords for more than 20 years, […]

Bill McKibben: Climate Scientists Should Go On Strike Or Something

Posted on April 2, 2014 by William Teach

Bill McKibben is a co-founder of the wacky 350.org, and a hardcore Warmist. Actually, he’s more in the uber-Alarmist category. He’s known for his overheated rhetoric (as is 350.org). He’s also a massive climahypocrite, traveling all over the US and the world via fossil fueled travel, complaining about fossil fuels. Heck, in just the next […]

Suburban Chicago Judge Legally Declared Insane Wants Back on Bench

Posted on March 31, 2014 by Warner Todd Huston

So, a Chicago suburb has a woman who was fortunate enough to become a Cook County judge even though she has severe mental problems… and by severe I mean besides being a black power-pushing, halfwitted Democrat. I mean she was actually diagnosed as a mental case and suspended from the bench because of it. But […]

Satirical Colbert Report Tweet Causes People To Be “Offended”

Posted on March 28, 2014 by William Teach

I’ve mentioned many times the notion of the United States Of The Offended, a phrase by Robert D. Raiford which denotes that people get their skivvies in a bunch by pretty much everything, pitch a fit because their feelings were hurt, and demand that Something Be Done. It doesn’t help when people have no understanding […]

Good Grief: Mother Jones Links “Climate Change” To Missing Airplane

Posted on March 24, 2014 by William Teach

Am I surprised? Shocked? Not in the least. I’m surprised it took a big website this long to create a link. (via Climate Depot) One Reason It May Be Harder to Find Flight 370: We Messed Up the Currents How climate change factors into the search for the missing Malaysia Airlines flight. Scientists say man-made […]

Don Lemon Asks If A Black Hole Swallowed Flight 370

Posted on March 20, 2014 by William Teach

Is it any wonder CNN’s ratings are in the tank? Personally, I’ve been flogging the “it was the aliens” meme in discussions (solely as a joke, though it would be amusing to see some faces if it turned out to be real), but this one is beyond stupid. This is the kind of stupid following […]